lauren 🍕

@nova_lazarus @EwdatsGROSS A girl at our favorite pizza place calls me Ashley so I’ll just go by Ashley until I die

I’m a masshole before I’m american

Matthew Shaw just had a STROKE

2022: “Stop overreacting, they won’t overturn Roe.” They did. 2023: “Stop overreacting, they won’t let women die rather than get an abortion.” They did. 2024: “Stop overreacting, they won’t arrest women for miscarriages.” They did. 2025: “Stop overreacting, they won’t turn women into incubators.” They did. 2026: “Stop overreacting, they won’t attack mifepristone.” They did, today. Now: “Stop overreacting, they won’t go after birth control next.” They will.

need to quit my job to focus on the wnba

good night bruins see you next season for more pain and suffering i can’t wait truly

“is the nhl ready for a gay player” the nhl barely tolerates female fans

my pwhl tier list if anyone cares

Both true... 🐻 I didn't expect the Boston Bruins to make the playoffs this year. They've exceeded my expectations by a lot. 🐻 I didn't expect the Boston Bruins to look so bad in the playoffs. Their playoff performance has been unacceptable.

Bruins hockey tonight (threat)

i love taking chicago public transportation i love being either 30 minutes early or late to literally everything despite leaving at the same time every day

Like this tweet if you had the same amount of points in the playoffs as Brady Tkachuk

Brady would be so sad if he could count ;(

locked and loaded

old navy is where you go when you want to spend 5 dollars on a random sweater that becomes the most beloved item of clothing you own

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

grey's anatomy episode idea: flau'jae johnson punches owen hunt

happy wnba draft day to everyone that celebrates

Sky trade Atkins for Rickea straight up Sky sign Azura Sky sign Skylar Sky trade their 2028 first round pick to Washington