Lavanya T. Krishna

@TechnicallyRon @Marvel Charing X to Lewisham, then DLR to Cutty Sark, innit. More importantly though, did he remember to touch out?

Hello @Marvel I can no longer be silent. I demand that you reshoot the scene in Thor 2 where Thor gets the tube. Greenwich is not 3 stops from Charing Cross. I have attached a script.

Editor in Chief of Marie Claire essentially putting the blame on BAME stars for its lack of a single non-white cover model through 2017 *barf* 🙈 Like seriously, not one single person of colour was available the entire year? 😕 amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/amp.thegua…

SO ANGRY that Virgin trains won't stock Modern Cat Magazine - the best cat magazine - this is DISCRIMINATION and I will be WRITING TO SIR TOPHAM HATT

I keep hearing men saying what is “acceptable” has changed. It really hasn’t. It’s just people aren’t going to put up with this crap anymore

@samparkercouk "stationary cupboard" tho... 😬🙈

4 year old this morning: "When my daddy was my age he worked out that Pluto was a dwarf planet." Me: Okay love...😕

Woman: My career isn't going anywhere. Knight: That's because you're in a stationary cupboard! Well played @reedcouk 👏 #wordplay #lols #ads

2016 Experts: Brexit bad for Britain. Nigel et al: Pah, scaremongering! 2017 Nige et al: See! MI5 Director must be right, he's an expert.

#MeToo Walking down the street with my hand in pocket and keys between my knuckles, cos it likely won't happen but I'll be ready if it does.

Today: Express reporting the end of the world rn Tomorrow: Baked Bean shortage after Express readers stockpile for impending apocalypse 😂

Hmm, literally no idea which one of these robots will be the first to turn rogue and kill us all. Any suggestions guys? 🤔🤖🏃

News: "Incident in London..." Every Bigot: "Part & parcel eh Sadiq?" News: "..is not terror related." *tumbleweed* EB: "It's a cover up!"

Friday night, I'm sober and the funniest thing I could think of typing into this was 'Professor Poopypants' 😭 #fml thebritishdrea.com

Why, yes I do...every Sunday, weekday afternoons, & Saturday mornings if I'm lucky. Ta for noticing lads. #zzz #sleepyheads #UKIPLOGO #fail

UKIP, an anti immigration party who have a foreign animal as their logo because british animals didn't want the job.

@Independent Can't be standing around in the cold when Maureen's got a (non-Halal) cottage pie in the oven now, can we? #thatscommitment

Seems legit...😕🤑🐂💩😂 #taxreturn #scams

@StlAlmanac @ArtoriousGaming @SkyNews @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan Again, nope. #paraphrasingisntquoting

When you spend almost all day explaining to dimwits what @SadiqKhan *actually* said about terrorism being #partandparcel in big cities #sigh