David A.J. Law

@andy_murray the start

Never even liked tennis anyway.

@TomTugendhat How long will Conservatives racist donors keep bankrolling them now, they have nothing to offer?

Farewell Jacob Rees-Mogg 👋 [sound on]

@mrjamesob He’ll get battered in the general election

Sorrywhatpardon?

For anyone newly following me from the US , this is how we stand for elected office in the UK ….

@Simon_Nixon @mrjamesob Did she forget about being Prime Minister? To be fair it didn't last long. southwestnorfolkconservatives.com/people/elizabe…

Delusional rewriting of history by Liz Truss. She literally side-lined the OBR, decapitated the Treasury and cut the BOE out of the loop so that she could enact her daft mini-budget. The backlash came from the global financial markets, the ultimate check on reckless politicians…

@JamesCleverly @Aiannucci Great I will get my 92 year old dad to tell his carers the great news. If you were a loaf of bread you would be Thick Cut.

Today in Parliament we have laid an order to ban overseas care workers from bringing dependants. This is just one part of our plan to deliver the biggest-ever cut in migration 👇

@trussliz @maitlis Great timing, we are down to our last roll of Andrex

My book Ten Years To Save The West is out on 16th April. Pre-order your copy of the UK edition now 👇

@plot44 @pollymweston Congratulations it’s the best thing on radio

@pollymweston when will we have you back on the airwaves and landing in a postcode yet to be determined? 📻🕵🏻‍♀️

@rickygervais Free alcohol

You can only keep 3 Makeup, coffee, pets, equality, TV, welfare, holidays, free speech, alcohol.

@dallaglio8 @standardsport @jackswillis7 Too bloody right. Let 3 Premiership teams collapse then expect the players to find a job in England. Madness

Another one for debate on the @standardsport pod this week. How much better would England be with @jackswillis7?

Suella Braverman "I don't know what that was all about." "It was a spoof, that's going to go viral now." Make it viral.

@Jo_Caulfield Take Twat

Blue Oyster Cunt.

@implausibleblog She’s the David Icke of politics

Liz Truss: "Reduce benefits, raise retirement age, start fracking, abolish the windfall tax, diverge properly from the EU, delay net zero commitments, abandon replacing gas and oil boilers. This will not be easy but it will be worth doing." Bonkers. Completely and utterly bonkers.

@implausibleblog I’d like to ask the horse what context means.

Left: Sarah Moulds kicks and slaps a horse Right: Sarah Moulds, "There are two sides to every story.. In this digital age misinformation can spread like wildfire.. The video was taken out of context and manipulated" "In that moment [Bruce] had done something incredibly dangerous and, in that exact moment, I decided that the right thing to do was discipline him quickly," she said. "In reality, in that moment, it was four seconds. "My intention was then, and always was, to discipline Bruce in the moment so that he does not do it again. "There was minimal contact and it was so quick and so short." Mrs Moulds' barrister, Derek Duffy, told the jury: "Sarah Moulds says 'I was punishing that horse for walking off because it's a child's pony, and if a pony walks off on a road with a child holding it, it is a dangerous activity'. "The reason the horse is punished is because you can't tell it what to do. The pony lives on Mrs Moulds' property and has a "wonderfully idyllic" life, she said. She added: "I certainly will never strike a horse, discipline a horse, in that manner because my life has been torn to pieces as a result of that four-second decision."

@maitlis @ao “AO, no show”

a fascinating @ao fridgegate update. Delivery people gone away again. No fridge. Now promising Sunday. which I strongly suspect will never happen. Three days of work lost or rearranged at major inconvenience for a company that simply cant be bothered.

Please save yourself the heartache of ever dealing with @ao for electrical deliveries. No show. No delivery. For a fridge that they promised to install two weeks ago. - and confirmed with us four times over the phone on separate calls. Depressing beyond belief.

@mrjamesob Tom Hunt with no credibility Once worked in a Radish Facility For a couple of weeks He was transferred to leeks For his lack of mental agility.

@BoyGeorge Porn mags hidden in bushes.

CaveMen and Vol-eau-vents and good old uncommon sense!

@BrexitEssex @mrjamesob 52- 48 ish

@LBC @mrjamesob James I think you will find the first person to correctly predict BoJo’s demise was Ant McPartlin on I”m a “celebrity “.

.@mrjamesob takes aim at the ex-PM's 'fanboys and fangirls' like Jacob Rees-Mogg and Nadine Dorries for pushing the idea of a supreme British Parliament after Brexit... '...and yet here is your boy Boris Johnson attacking the supremacy of Parliament!'