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Alan White 🇺🇦

Alan White 🇺🇦

@Lawthreeper

I mostly just wish Russia would go home.

Savannah, GA Katılım Şubat 2013
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Cristela Alonzo
Cristela Alonzo@cristela9·
I just bought eight plane tickets for one weekend of shows in a couple of weeks and none of them were on @AmericanAir because less than a week ago they tried to fuck me over.
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KidsDrDave
KidsDrDave@KidsDrDave·
@michaelianblack I worked a church fish fry for a couple of hours once and it was a top ten experience
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Michael Ian Black
Michael Ian Black@michaelianblack·
If I'm being totally honest with myself, I also think it would be fun to operate the McDonalds fryer for about ten minutes.
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
95 of our people are home again. These are the warriors who defended Mariupol and "Azovstal," as well as the Donetsk, Luhansk, Kharkiv, Kyiv, Chernihiv, and Kherson regions. Each time Ukraine rescues its people from Russian captivity, we bring closer the day when freedom will be returned to all those still held in Russian captivity. I thank the team involved in finding and liberating prisoners. We are doing everything to bring back all of our people held by Russia. I am grateful to the warriors who replenish the exchange fund and to all our partners who help us. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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Alan White 🇺🇦
Alan White 🇺🇦@Lawthreeper·
@DeadDogLake I was a Cub Scout who spent a lot of time volunteering in nursing homes. Even as a little kid in the 80’s I saw a LOT of people over 100 who hadn’t had a visitor in years. I also knew a 105 year old man who drove a motorcycle.
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Alan White 🇺🇦
Alan White 🇺🇦@Lawthreeper·
@SomaKazima Literally life in prison for the last group of idiots who thought this was a good idea.
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Alan White 🇺🇦
Alan White 🇺🇦@Lawthreeper·
@HappyPixr The kwirr is such a nice reminder to me. If I just hear straight bird laughter, then I know the pileated is destroying one of my fence posts.
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Jim Pottkotter
Jim Pottkotter@HappyPixr·
The Red-bellied Woodpecker's signature call is a loud "kwirr-kwirr-kwirr," often described as a rolling laugh. This call is a great way to identify them, even when they're out of sight. If they are around, you'll know it. Listen to calls here: bit.ly/42fNeR6 #birds
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Alan White 🇺🇦
Alan White 🇺🇦@Lawthreeper·
@danirat The other day a friend came over to make her favorite alfredo sauce. She poured a bottle of prego alfredo cold over some noodles.
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Nemo
Nemo@theoremipsum·
@matthiasellis Jerry Goldsmith and Danny Elfman should not be slept on
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Alan White 🇺🇦
Alan White 🇺🇦@Lawthreeper·
@joshgondelman Josh! I’m so sorry! Losing my Bizzy a few years ago was so hard. Your Bizzy brought me so much joy.
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Clint Worthington
Clint Worthington@clintworthing·
Could really use some words of strength and encouragement rn. If anyone has any particular opinions to share on whether I'm a good, worthwhile person, I'll just go ahead and say I sure could use them.
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