Alan White 🇺🇦

@cristela9 @AmericanAir Yeah. They don’t help anymore. They just gaslight.

I just bought eight plane tickets for one weekend of shows in a couple of weeks and none of them were on @AmericanAir because less than a week ago they tried to fuck me over.

@purplelighter Gold Cougarands!!!

@KidsDrDave @michaelianblack I always loved manning a pancake griddle for a BoyScout July 4th breakfast.

@michaelianblack I worked a church fish fry for a couple of hours once and it was a top ten experience

If I'm being totally honest with myself, I also think it would be fun to operate the McDonalds fryer for about ten minutes.

@KidsDrDave @AnUrbanNeurotic @JordanJesseGo When I was a kid, during Double Dare, there would be an ad for books on tape. They always played an audio sample from Moby Dick. “There she blows! A hump like a snow hill!”

@Lawthreeper @AnUrbanNeurotic @JordanJesseGo I did not know that existed. Maintaining my plan of knowing like 3 Moby Dick references in case of a trivia question but never reading it.

@AnUrbanNeurotic @JordanJesseGo Oh dang! I thought Black Hat was a blast!

95 of our people are home again. These are the warriors who defended Mariupol and "Azovstal," as well as the Donetsk, Luhansk, Kharkiv, Kyiv, Chernihiv, and Kherson regions. Each time Ukraine rescues its people from Russian captivity, we bring closer the day when freedom will be returned to all those still held in Russian captivity. I thank the team involved in finding and liberating prisoners. We are doing everything to bring back all of our people held by Russia. I am grateful to the warriors who replenish the exchange fund and to all our partners who help us. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

Number 1 😭😭😭

@DeadDogLake I was a Cub Scout who spent a lot of time volunteering in nursing homes. Even as a little kid in the 80’s I saw a LOT of people over 100 who hadn’t had a visitor in years. I also knew a 105 year old man who drove a motorcycle.

@SomaKazima Literally life in prison for the last group of idiots who thought this was a good idea.

Lock those craggas up!

For thousands of years, indigenous communities around the world would plant mangroves to lessen the damaging impacts of hurricanes, floods and tsunamis. Colonialism, urbanisation and capitalism largely reversed this environmental trend by destroying mangrove populations.

@HappyPixr The kwirr is such a nice reminder to me. If I just hear straight bird laughter, then I know the pileated is destroying one of my fence posts.

The Red-bellied Woodpecker's signature call is a loud "kwirr-kwirr-kwirr," often described as a rolling laugh. This call is a great way to identify them, even when they're out of sight. If they are around, you'll know it. Listen to calls here: bit.ly/42fNeR6 #birds

@smartbunny_RG Im changing my name to either Hollywood Palladium or Glenhelen Pavillion.

Happy holidays to those who celebrate.

@danirat The other day a friend came over to make her favorite alfredo sauce. She poured a bottle of prego alfredo cold over some noodles.

@danirat That’s a classic alfredo and I bet it was Delicious.

@theoremipsum @matthiasellis Did you know that Elfman wrote the music to Midnight Run? It’s a little more Boingo than Beetlejuice but I love it.

@matthiasellis Jerry Goldsmith and Danny Elfman should not be slept on

@joshgondelman Josh! I’m so sorry! Losing my Bizzy a few years ago was so hard. Your Bizzy brought me so much joy.

R.I.P. to Bizzy (2007-2024), the squishiest little goblin who ever lived. We loved you so much!

@clintworthing I’m bad at this. But you’re a good dude.

Could really use some words of strength and encouragement rn. If anyone has any particular opinions to share on whether I'm a good, worthwhile person, I'll just go ahead and say I sure could use them.