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@artsonthemoveco @fynRuthie Foot. (It's another word for leg end.)

@fynRuthie Legend

Manchester City fans, one WORD for Pep Guardiola...

My latest award winning one act play 'History Man' is now published by @LazyBeeScripts Winner of 3 trophies at Sedgefield Drama Festival 2026: Best Actress Russell Whiteley Award for Playwriting Runner up to Best Production lazybeescripts.co.uk/Scripts/Script…

@artsonthemoveco @elainesim28 Either you're wearing them, or they're on top of your head.

@elainesim28 😂 my new game is 'find the glasses'. Hours of fun... 😐

The adult version of “Head,Shoulder,Knees and Toes” is “Wallet,Glasses,Keys and Phone.”

OED #WordOfTheDay: verbify, v. To convert (a word, esp. a noun) into a verb. View the entry: oxford.ly/41SUGnn

DON'T FORGET: Skipton Players based in North Yorkshire will be performing A Fete Worse Than Death by Richard James. amdram.co.uk/groups/skipton… The Amateur Theatre Network #ATN #AmDram #productions

@MerriamWebster @MitchFriedfeld The bridge between God and the laity.

@MitchFriedfeld Yup!

We hate to drone on, so we’ll give you the TL;DR on ‘pontificate.’ 'Pontificate’ originally meant “to officiate as a pontiff.” pontiff = Pope or bishop ⬇️

@sf_lang @frankcottrell_b They are most commonly found amongst productions of The Yeomen of the Guard.

@frankcottrell_b Now I want an arquebus!

As a lifelong practising Christian, experience tells me that this Christian country to the extent that it is a nation of arquebus toters. Christianity has been kept alive by waves of arrivals from Ireland, Poland, Africa and the Philippines.

Finally 👏👏👏

@jonholmes1 Apparently, it IS something to do with witches (and they will continue throughout the week).

@raconteur_press The message here being that in terms of speed, a lady catfish noodling beats an owl-headed monkey with a crossbow.

‘Segue’ comes from Italian ‘segue’ meaning "there follows.” It was originally used as a direction in music, indicating a transition without interruption.

@TheSimonEvans tylervigen.com/spurious-corre…

Hard to say to what degree Ehrlich’s prophecy was responsible for the catastrophic decline in fertility across the West since 1970, though the graphs certainly align. I would certainly bet he had a measurable effect on the kind of educated, liberals who’d be watching this. Regardless, he should be utterly vilified for his counsel here and elsewhere, which was as close to sheer evil as anything you might be allowed to say on television.

And if you're not in the vicinity of Glasgow, you can get scripts and the rights to your own performance from the Lazy Bee Scripts web site...

A short play for young people⬇️ lazybeescripts.co.uk/Scripts/script… Two knights, a pirate, a cowboy (or a cowgirl) and Superboy (or Supergirl) all fail to rescue a princess from a dragon. Will a shy, insecure, young prince succeed where they have all failed? @DramaGroups @StageMeetsWorld

@RRussellDavies @atrupar Thank you. I had to look that one up.

@atrupar There's a confustion of terms here. I think she meant to say "As an ecdysiast, I..."

Melania Trump glazes herself: "As a visionary, I know success is not born overnight. Often alone at the top, I follow my passion, listen to my instinct, and always maintain a laser focus."

Delighted to hear that THREE NIL DOWN AT HALF-TIME (the first play I ever wrote) is to performed by a school in Australia in June. I wrote the play in 2007 and this will be it’s 27th production! 😊⚽️ lazybeescripts.co.uk/scripts/script… @DramaGroups @StageMeetsWorld #theatre #writers #art

Author: Richard James

@DaveMacLachlan1 Train in G Major (Lindisfarne, written by Rod Clements) youtube.com/watch?v=uedqjy…

Question of the day: What's a great song with "Train" in the title? (Please include the artist).

Word of the Day is a reminder of ‘snerdling’: 19th-century dialect for snuggling beneath the covers for as long as possible.

I have a variety of award-winning one act plays published by @LazyBeeScripts and you can find them all here: lazybeescripts.co.uk/Authors/Author…