Lazy David 🤑

@mcuban @NateSilver538 Check out the model that the PWHL uses. It's stopped tanking. Every league should adopt this that uses a draft lottery model. britishicehockey.co.uk/post/pwhl-anno…

@NateSilver538 The issue that tanking proposals don’t address is that tanking is a by product of the limited paths available to rebuild your team into a contender How many ways are there to get back to contender level ?

You're going to see a lot of NBA draft reform proposals. Here's ours: replace the NBA draft with an auction.

@Lydamis33 @ArcRaiderAlerts

@ArcRaiderAlerts Well, the game is going to die very quickly. PvE players will quit very fast because killing (only) robots will quickly bore them. And the game will become a basic PvP game and lose its randomness, which other games do much better in PvP.

BREAKING: ARC Raiders is reportedly getting dedicated PvE and PvP only modes on April 20, 2026, with a 20v20 Ground War mode planned for later this year! This was confirmed by noted insider Rick Astley, who claims the project is internally codenamed 'Never Gonna Give You Up.'

@theficouple Oh bless your heart....

Here's the math: A single person earning $70,000/yr takes home ~$4,500/mo after tax. A realistic budget: -$1,200/mo: Rent -$400/mo: Food - $330/mo: Transportation - $280/mo Utilities/phone - $500/mo: Fun ...Living within their means lets them invest ~$1,600/mo.

@cavsdan This is better than @fccincinnati attempt at an April Fools joke. Well done.

Introducing our proposed name for Cleveland’s new WNBA team… THE Ohio Wolverines. The Midwest work ethic is a real thing. As someone who has spent a lot of time on both sides of the lake, I can tell you that Ohio and Michigan have far more similarities than differences. We’re hoping Detroit follows suit with its WNBA franchise and embraces that same spirit of regional unity by naming its new team the "Michigan Buckeyes," as Cleveland and Detroit grow the game together from the shores of Lake Erie, the Midwest’s own Mediterranean. Be sure to grab your official Ohio Wolverines merch—available online at ohiowolverines.com within the next 60 days. Use code APRILFOOLS to receive 15% off your first order. So… how do you like the name? We love it!

@GayLou1953 @RiseOfAlberta @mcarsonaos *Trains *Canadian

@RiseOfAlberta @mcarsonaos Alberta can’t stand alone they are landlocked they depend on Canadian trrains and oil pipelines. America can’t help we have to honor Canadas sovereignty.

America is about to have a new neighbour with oil, cattle, and common sense. 🤠🤝 An Independent Alberta. The Texas of the North.

@GamewithDave No one had phones. Everyone was in the moment with everyone else. Yet we all knew that Marilyn Manson had some ribs taken out so he could blow himself. It was a great time.

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

@MerlijnTrader Wait until you read what the bill was going to do...

MASSIVE: 🇺🇸 Dear Coinbase shareholders. Your CEO just killed the bill that would have unlocked trillions for crypto. Twice. In one month. The stock that could have 10x'd with regulatory clarity. Held back by a 34% yield commission fee. Brian Armstrong protected his revenue. At the expense of your portfolio. How does that feel?

Major League Baseball would be better attended if they lowered the price of tickets and stopped catering to the upper, upper middle class.

@softlads Sounds like you should support Reform or Restore Britain...or both?

What is happening to this bloody country!!! My daughter has been informed by school that her TWELVE year old daughter (my granddaughter) has been found on a 'stab list'. So the son of recent African immigrants, who has only been here maybe a year and has been caught at least twice with a knife at school, has now created a list of girls he intends to stab for shunning his advances. He is STILL in school. This madness has to end. Either the establishment are on the side of good people or good people will take things into their own hands. She's 12yo for gods sake and has to now walk around school with the threat of being stabbed at any moment.

@timewarptinman Here's the thing, I love Lucas. Build him a statue, he believed in Columbus when it seemed no one else would. But he's well past the midfielder prime. Now if he came back as a central and south American liaison where he goes and attracts talent to the team, I'm in.

Do I dare to dream? #Crew96

@Capybrara_takeo Didn't Issa also say that we will do what we need with the team right now and then summer signings will bolster the roster? Right now Rydstrom is using the 'old' team. Yes there are new signings, but how much has he contributed to those decisions. I imagine some but not enough.

Hot take for the Columbus Crew Henrik Rydström is doing a some wha good job right now trying to mold a group of players who played a completely different style of play and Issa tall is helping him with the signings he’s gotten #crew96

@HawkEmDownChris Jason (Jay) Williams Mike Trout Terrell Davis Grant Hill

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@XCoolVideos @Thebestfigen That boy grew up. His name? Lewis Hamilton.

@Thebestfigen One simple act of kindness can shape a lifetime of dreams. 🥺

What you do when no one is watching defines who you truly are .

Turns out that @AndrewYang was way ahead of his time....

@ColumbusCrew Lets be honest. There are no benefits. Have fun competing with College Football, College Basketball, the NFL, the NBA, and the NHL. This is a dumb move by MLS.

The Sprint Season Details 🗓️ Learn more about MLS’ adjusted summer-to-spring season format beginning in the summer of 2027 and the benefits of schedule alignment with other leagues around the world 🤩 📰: cbuscrew.com/SprintSeason

Make Afroman the match igniter for Hell is Real #Crew96

@floridaman2828 @YouAreWorthNada @sidelpm Sorry, that gif wasn't for you lol

@LazyDavidX @YouAreWorthNada @sidelpm Definitely wasn’t lmao, dude seen +/- and 2pt FG% and called it a day

YOUR. TEARS. ARE. DELICIOUS.

@esjesjesj 160k followers and only 189 likes...

@TrashPanda08x Wait until you learn how much money we've sent to Ukraine...

For $200bn you could fund all these rail projects btw. But instead we choose to bomb children

@hypeversesports @YouAreWorthNada @sidelpm

@YouAreWorthNada @sidelpm Nigga called points and assist “random” lmao