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@LazyTRaider
CEO, LazyTraider Family Office. Loves Boredom. Momo, Sector Rotation. ManUnited/Ferrari/India. FPL. My tweets are my views but to be taken with lots of winks ;)
SpeedBreakCity Katılım Mayıs 2012
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Probably Tehran’s first miscalculation since the war began - expecting an average American to read and grasp a 4-page letter on a serious issue.
Masoud Pezeshkian@drpezeshkian
To the people of the United States of America
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@ramamoorthy_h @virajkhatavkar @LazyTRaider Gyaan ka OMNIbus bolo Ramamoorthy ji, FoF is so middle class
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@indianviking1 @virajkhatavkar @ramamoorthy_h Wouldn’t be surprised if this HDFC:ICICI ratio shows up in next instalment of Gyaan ..
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Being disqualified for having 12 players on the pitch, I expect.
Tommo@Only1tommo
What's stopping this England team from winning the World Cup this year? 🏴 🏆
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"son, why did you fail exam"
"Because I studied too much"
ESPNcricinfo@ESPNcricinfo
Brendon McCullum says England may have trained too hard before the Gabba Test 🗣️
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Flight attendant comes over intercom: “your flight is oversold, I need two volunteers to take a flight this afternoon for a $300 voucher.”
I spring into action. I was born for these moments. This is why I studied game theory. Literal tingles. I pull out my megaphone and address our boarding gate: “guys, they absolutely must off board at least two passengers or this bird isn’t taking off. Every 3 minutes they will increase their bid by $200. If we all hold out for 45 more minutes, 2 of us can make nearly 5 grand each. Textbook prisoners dilemma, this is (3,3) in its most visceral representation. I’m not even going to give up my ticket but I know value when I see value. Let’s make Nash proud ladies and gentlemen. Do not acquiesce. Do not defect.”
Anyhow 2 people immediately accepted $500 and I called them retards on my megaphone and was placed in a detention room by airport police. This is why we study game theory.
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I went on a job interview for a Senior SWE role.
They asked me about my experience with Kafka.
I told them how in “Metamorphosis” someone can lose their worth in others’ eyes the moment they stop being useful. It’s a chilling reminder of how fragile our sense of belonging can be when it relies on productivity instead of humanity.
I told them how in “The Trial” he describes the helplessness of confronting institutions that feel arbitrary, unaccountable, and impossible to navigate. The randomness of a giant system can crush your soul. Our brains can’t handle overwhelming inconsistency.
I told them how in “The Castle”, we learn that seeking an approval from an unreachable authority is a trap. If you spend your life chasing validation from humans who don’t care, you’ll end up feeling stuck. The pursuit consumes more than the reward it gives.
I didn’t get the job. The market is tough.
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People who wipe their asses with paper aren’t allowed to ask questions.
aka@akafaceUS
Seriously question, why do they all eat with their hands?
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