Matthew Haha

Scene cuts to Tom Moore dropping his zimmer frame when no one is looking and Keyser Soze style leaving the U.K. with £20 million & a hot blonde never to be seen again 🤣

MASSIVE fan of @mrjamesob No fan at all of @Nigel_Farage But always find JOB’s ‘Hitler’ comparisons of Farage a little silly. Currently listening to a calm & reasoned debate between @campbellclaret & Farage on @LBC Hardly Hitleresque

What the fudge is Sir David Attenborough up to here then? 🙈

What do you prefer? #Ryanair or Brian’s hair? Like = @Ryanair RT = @DrBrianMay’s hair

Closing this account and going to be using my other account >>> @Schpunk <<< for EVERYTHING from now on - follow that account instead! 👍

RT if you're coming Schpunk tonight @CameoRomford #Romford #Essex featuring DJ @TheGaryBravo & me + @Heidi_Birch snapping your pics

Come to #Schpunk tonight at @CameoRomford #Essex - have fun, get drunk, but don't get completely legless 😘

@richardajkeys Thanks for saying that, Richard. Means a lot

@RealDC80 @DavidJPipe So, you're not denying @Bootsy_Collins is a relation?

@RealDC80 Hi mate, you're not related to Funkadelic guitarist, Bootsy Collins, are you? @DavidJPipe reckons you are. I don't believe him

Love this clip from @CameoRomford #Romford #Essex on Friday night. Perfectly shows the unique and friendly atmosphere we have at #Schpunk <3

If @channingtatum can dress up like #Disney none of you guys have any excuses THIS FRIDAY at @CameoRomford facebook.com/events/3730625…

@MrAndyboy I'm calling bullshit

@realDonaldTrump @NBCNews Hi ya 🤓

@NOWTV Any plans on updating the Apple TV app? Really want to subscribe to Now Tv, but the app is pretty basic and puts me off :(

Not as good as #Platoon but better than @ShutterIsland - That's #RogueOne current rating in the @IMDb top 250 movies of all-time so far 😜

This Friday at @CameoRomford #Essex @elvanatribute #Elvis fronted #Nirvana tribute + DJ @EastonJeff after the bands facebook.com/events/2716198…

@acjimbo - has anyone said how much your cold has made you sound like David Cameron? Did you notice today, @bglendenning ?

@mrjamesob Listening with 3 other fans of yours and we all agree you're being a bit of a Dick today 👎

Dj @dicksielives and @LeBigMaff are spinning the #alternative floor fillers THIS FRIDAY at the @Schpunk #UV party at @CameoRomford #Essex