Purple Nurple

@NotNova__ snorlax maxxing

Ew

@LostMyHats Down syndrome & Autism rates as a result:

What if I told you this was a sign of civilizational decline, and actually, a bad thing?

@PalmyrPar working any kind of menial job in the service industry is an equally soul destroying but non-physical form of rape.

What does it say about a person that’d rather get raped for a living than get a menial but non-raped job elsewhere?

@mythotrad as a white man I receive my own personal harem when I enter a wendy’s. They feed me burgers whilst jacking me off. Sorry Vikram.

@VLRSJP @EvanYT2009 @Spidex___ lol so what if a spur of the moment romance flares up you have to say “hold on, I need to go douche the poo out of my ass.” Seems like that might kill the mood.

@EvanYT2009 @Spidex___ Yo me hago una limpieza con una botella (un tubo de plástico, pegado a una botella llena de agua con jabón, aprietas la botella para limpiar, vas al escuzado, repite), nunca me ha pasado. El sexo gay sin preparación es muy asqueroso, si.

un amigo gay me estaba platicando sus experiencias sexuales y era literalmente esto

@Urbad2Imgood @escapefrommelos its literally an odorless tasteless liquid, the only shit you would be tasting is the minerals in it. What are you even trying to argue here anyway? That water has as much “flavor” as coke zero?

@LeFatalTaco @escapefrommelos How can it taste like nothing when it tastes like water. Have you never had good tasting or bad tasting water? Drink a Dasani brand water and tell me what it tastes like.

At this point, why not just drink water? What's the point?

@ellagoer_t4t but then you usually make yourself stop existing shortly after

Trans lore really is fascinating. You kinda dont exist for like fifteen years until you kinda do

@sugarbunniies sub in a tub needs more fan-fare

oh this changes everything

@adamemedia1 why can’t they just cast a hot syrian lady as helen of troy then instead of a vanta black nigerian

@Urbad2Imgood @escapefrommelos “water tastes like water” it’s almost is if it tastes like nothing if that’s the only way you can describe it.

@LeFatalTaco @escapefrommelos Nigga.. Water tastes like water. If someone blindfolded you, gave you a drink of water, you'd know exactly what it is. Tf?

@CathMaractus pearl got magacocked

So this image is basically Canon now.

@ccieswyt who the hell is Rosa Parks and why is she almost as famous as Embreigh???

@PragCultBack he broke the goyim with that one

I am afraid Ben Shapiro cooked

KFC has launched an Evangelion collab featuring a purple Unit-01-inspired spicy chicken burger

@GhostGat0r many such cases

People who get all these little cartoony tattoos evenly spaced out across their skin are just dumbfounding. Did you just flip through the books on the tattoo shop wall with a highlighter and pick the ones you like?

@SmugCube tomar also literally stabbed him in the back with his iconic schmitmar

>backstabbed by Mick >backstabbed by Stamper >backstabbed by Veronica >backstabbed by Arin >backstabbed by Ding Dong and Julian Is Chris the most backstabbed youtuber?

@hcf_m2h seems a bit cop out to shoehorn a bunch of well-known directors in the “I don’t care” section.

Made a movie director tier list for you all to yell at me for my placements on this Wednesday morning

@St2station built for autistic BWC

@Chicago_Goofies im noticing a disturbing trend of woman who have POTS and conveniently have no responsibilities and do absolutely nothing

She says she’s too disabled to work and has a long list of medical conditions. Now she’s complaining because the government wants medical proof before approving disability benefits. Wanting evidence before handing out taxpayer-funded benefits seems pretty reasonable. Am I missing something?