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@RT_com Stop reaching

You tried to open the Strait TWICE… FAILED — then called another 'CEASEFIRE' — Khamenei adviser BLASTS Trump Says US 'HIDING EVIDENCE' of IRGC-damaged ships — 'Satellites show DAMAGE, FIRE' Calls out Trump for saying naval blockade NOT WAR — 'Experts WORLDWIDE say OTHERWISE!'

@paulbarron Clarity act will pass in 2026. Guaranteed! 👍 U. S must pass it and will not get left behind.

More movement in Clarity!

Jesus is telling you today, that your sins and lawless deeds… I will remember NO MORE! Be free in Jesus forgiveness today! *you must repent and turn from sin, but only through his power which works in you!”

He is Risen!

@RetroChadcjef Appreciate the bump. Anyone who needs to recruit in someone else's replies probably isn't doing as well as they claim. Stay safe out there.

@LeadGenMan sounds like you’re just trying to fill your daily gossip quota, frens. don't you wish you had the alpha from my private tg instead of this drivel?

🔗 CHAIN BRIEF #518 Thu, Apr 2 2026 Yesterday's rally was a head fake. Trump said "extremely hard strikes." Oil hit $106. $422M liquidated. Drift lost $200M+ to hackers. Here's everything that mattered today 🧵

Tomorrow at 8:30am ET: Non-Farm Payrolls. Strong jobs number → dollar up → BTC down Weak jobs number → Fed cover to hold → potential relief Stop chasing Trump's Iran headlines. Watch tanker traffic. Watch oil reserves. Watch NFP. That's where the real trade is. Follow for daily 🔗 Chain Brief

JPMORGAN EYES PREDICTION MARKETS Jamie Dimon confirmed JPMorgan is considering entry. Goldman Sachs CEO already meeting with platforms. Also today: → Citadel-backed EDX Markets applied for US trust charter → Bitcoin treasury companies liquidating to shore up balance sheets → Google flags quantum risk to Bitcoin's cryptography

@Ze1tgeist Net flow is exactly right. FTX creditors are up 4x in dollar terms already — their risk tolerance on reinvestment is different from a fresh buyer. Liberation Day reaction probably decides whether that capital comes back in or stays sidelined through Q2.

@LeadGenMan Q1 narrative miss: FTX $2.2B payout dropping same day as Liberation Day tariffs. two binary events in 24 hours. creditors reinvesting at today prices vs. macro headwind. the net flow is the question, not the direction.

🔗 CHAIN BRIEF #516 Q1 2026 FINAL REPORT BTC −24%. ETH −55%. Fear & Greed at 11. But $142B in stablecoins sitting on the sidelines. $2.2B in FTX payouts hitting today. SEC DeFi exemption weeks away. Q2 starts tomorrow. Thread 🧵

Q2 opens tomorrow. $142B in Stablecoins. $2.2B FTX money hitting markets. SEC exemption weeks away. Tariff wildcard in 24 hours. Fear & Greed at 11 has historically preceded +18% forward returns in 30 days. The setup is there. The catalyst arrives tomorrow. Follow for daily 🔗 Chain Brief

Q1 WINNERS WHILE EVERYTHING ELSE BLED Stablecoins: $142B mkt cap (near ATH — dry powder) RWA market: $12B+ (yield beats TradFi) AI tokens: TAO accumulation despite weakness Today's movers: Keeta +35% Based +12.5% Jupiter +6.8% DOGE +2.31%