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@ChallzBrownLife you can cook him all you like. but he said nothing but facts.

I might go live tonight to cook this nigga

A Ceo obssessed with AI is already looking at who they can replace

Go compare the prices smarty pants

@MorwediWaMopedi @pal____ what are yall buying that regularly to need this service ?

@pal____ Upgrade to R99 a month and buy things for like R179 or R120 with next day delivery at home address or same day pick up to make up for R99 🙊🤦🏽‍♀️

Is it just me or is Takealot REALLY cash grabby these days? What happened to free delivery for items over R650? Why is delivery R75-R95? Why do I have TakealotMORE subscription that takes R40 a month but I still pay *R75* for delivery if the order is under R500? What’s going on?

@pal____ when did this happen? I ordered a week or 2 ago and was not charged for delivery

heban whaaaat? so you also dont trust women dating older men in their 70s & 80s cuz whats the difference between them and their grandfathers?

@vendaprincesss @Noxxcee @tiredfeminist_ @Sheistooloud I'd be ashamed if I was the father of the child and contributing nothing. but thats just me. and you know what, he did exactly what a guy who was contributing nothing would do.

@LeboChampu @Noxxcee @tiredfeminist_ @Sheistooloud You mean her HUSBAND? THE FATHER OF HER BABY?

I’m so shocked that everyone’s immediate reaction is, “why would she trust a man with money?” Her husband, guys? Are we really going on like marriage is just vibes and no actual trust is involved?

@Noxxcee @tiredfeminist_ @Sheistooloud so she decided to trust the person who didnt contribute a cent to the savings?

@tiredfeminist_ @Sheistooloud I would imagine its the same reason that makes people choose to give money to a stokvel because they feel they can't trust themselves to save. Whatever the reason, that act that deserves more anger is the one of the wrongdoer.

@Noxxcee nah that doesnt make sense. why is she sending him the money instead of saving it in her own account ?

@Mzobe3 @kaygeeminer but debit orders are not sent for approval

@kaygeeminer But how? Via the Play Store or directly? Does your bank send transaction approvals through the app? If they do, did you miss it somehow?

One of the L’s I took last week. Paid for annual Claude AI subscription by mistake. R4 000 gone. I meant to select 1 month.

@kaygeeminer cant you cancel and get a refund?

I didn’t catch her in some dramatic way… it was way dumber than that. She left her Spotify logged in on my laptop. One night I’m working, and a playlist pops up called “late night drives ❤️.” Cool, right? Except… we both don’t drive. And I definitely wasn’t with her that night. I click it. Every song is stuff I’ve never heard her play around me. Then I notice the queue updating in real time… like someone’s actively listening with her. So I text her, joking like “who you cruising with?” 
She replies, “just home, about to sleep.” Meanwhile the playlist is still updating. So I called her. Phone rings once… twice… then declines. A few seconds later the music stops. She then sends a message saying she is sharing a room with her aunt who is visiting from the village. Yeah… that told me everything I needed to know. Never thought I’d get cheated on via Spotify, but here we are.

I hope he lives in Sweden

@soulqrn the difference is Jordan has never spammed the world about him being the goat like Cole did.

LMFAO I love it when J. Cole gets hate for saying something and then yall GOATs vindicate him the next day😂😂😂😂 first Jay-Z then Michael Jordan. Now yall left conflicted

So every Arsenal player has a medical emergency

9 seasons of uTatakho

@mansbusy_ such a hater take. you can literally see women in this video. also who cares, he got loyal fans. who cares if they men or women

This is so dope. My only problem is that he has completely lost the female market, and that’s only because he’s rapping instead of making music… but what do I know, right?

@davidoghe @Abramjee he was working with the hijackers probably

@Abramjee I've never seen anyone so dumb as the guy that jumped off the car. How the driver didn't care about him is another masterclass, his own life first.

WATCH: Video A dramatic video gives motorists a rare look at how quick thinking and proper driving skills can mean the difference between becoming a victim and making a clean escape. The footage shows a driver being boxed in by suspected hijackers on a public road. Instead of freezing or trying to force his way forward, the motorist immediately switches to reverse and makes a split-second decision that likely saved his life. What follows can only be described as a masterclass behind the wheel. With the suspects attempting to close in, the driver accelerates in reverse at speed, maintaining full control of the vehicle while navigating the road with precision. His passenger opens the door and jumps out leaving the door open but that does not stop him. Despite the chaos, the driver keeps his line clean, showing remarkable spatial awareness as he continues reversing over a considerable distance without losing control or veering off the road. The hijackers, clearly caught off guard, could not keep up. Via SA Trucker

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@SizweDhlomo What happened to 9900 Dollars 💰 🤔

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