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@SteveSkojec I have no pastor. I've known too many.

I’m very curious if anyone reading this (if the algorithm so blesses it) is hearing about this from any other pastor

@The_Traveler333 @RedPandaKoala Im only afraid of another person being in anguish for eternity for rejecting literally Light, Life, Truth, and Love. What is the absence of these things?

@RedPandaKoala Religious nutters are about to lose it. Shit like THIS is why they have kept the TRUTH from us for so long. Christianity is based on fear as much as islam. You people are always told to be scared. Be VERY scared. SMH

Another Pastor has come forward saying he was briefed on how to prepare his congregation for UFO Disclosure "A handful of pastors were invited to come to a private meeting with a group of men who are connected with the intelligence world who are believers but still have very high security clearances that are still connected to Washington and even this current administration. We had a sitting Congressman called into that meeting for pastors and he said 'are the pastors listening to me? Go and tell the church they are not ready for what is coming. They are preparing to tell us they are from another dimension and they are our creator. Prepare the people for what is coming because they are not ready.’”

@WishBagHolder22 @RedPandaKoala How old are ye, sojourner in this land?

@RedPandaKoala Yawn. The Bible repeatedly warns us to not be deceived. In the end times, there will be a great deception and even the elect will be deceived. I've been ready for this for 15 years or more. Not falling for it. Stick with Jesus and you'll be ok. Only GOD is the CREATOR

@maereAmen @RedPandaKoala *slow clap*

@RedPandaKoala Very good news jesus to finally be exposed as false officially eventhough jesus is exposed as false by my revelation of ancient egypt in secret

@WallStreetApes This practice should be called "whittling".

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

@Grant1173418 @RedPandaKoala The new order will need the old order to look "wrong". They are doing a great job.

@RedPandaKoala They want to attack and dethrone. Since almost as far as anyone can remember, our government has not been honest with us there's no reason to believe that they're going to be honest with us now. When this information is released, we need to ask Elias this information released

Pastor Perry Stone claims pastors are being warned to prepare their congregations for UFO and alien information being released “There were a large number of pastors that had been invited to go to a certain state to hear some men in the United States government to hear concerns they had… There’s going to be a release concerning aliens and unidentified flying object space craft. Some of the people who were in the meeting were telling us as pastors ‘You need to prepare your people and you need to prepare to answer them for what’s about to be released.’ Some of it has to do with craft that have been discovered that are not a part of our planet, very strange reptilian looking creatures, and other things that sound out of a sci-fi movie.”

@SprinterDoc @RedPandaKoala Ezekiel wasn't deleted?

@RedPandaKoala The Church should have been preparing people from the beginning, starting at not deleting the book of Ezekial. Instead it’s been all positive thoughts, show up and pay tithe, make us wealthy for your ticket.

@xmkmo @KJB_4_3 @RedPandaKoala You WANT to believe Jesus isn't real. Pick up your cross and follow him. Do the hard thing. Die to yourself and live.

@KJB_4_3 @RedPandaKoala Jesus isn’t real. But extra dimensional reptiles that want to eat babies are. So buckle up and buy extra ammo. Shits about to get fun

Counterpoint--

@libsoftiktok It doesn't look like any of their first times doing that...

Police bodycam ended the entire BLM grift This might be the greatest backfire in history

@GuntherEagleman Maybe the left should have a stroke to come to their senses, much like Johnny Fetterman.

🚨 FETTERMAN IS THE ONLY DEMOCRAT WITH A CLUE Sen. John Fetterman admits he’s the ONLY Democrat in Congress backing Trump’s Operation Epic Fury against Iran. “It’s a truth, Iran can’t ever have a nuclear bomb. Another truth is they were committed to building one and they were close to actually achieving that goal.” The rest of the Democrats would rather let the ayatollahs go nuclear than support Trump. TDS is real!

For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.

@ImmaGorilla69 Fake AND gay @RealCandaceO

We won’t fall for the Fake Alien Invasion!!

This

@Honest_A_hole @LibertyCappy Hey hey hey, I'm no one

Sure, but you won’t actually do it, nobody does. I’ve only managed to do it a few times on purpose. It’s a secret so don’t tell anyone. Instead of telling her to calm down, you ask her a question. You ready? I’m gonna tell you the question. “What are you really mad about?” It works. It REALLY works. Try it and you’ll see. But you probably won’t. No-one ever does.

Any advice that actually works?

@LibertyCappy You're right

@luadanini @Evil_Abed_24 @TheHyland3r @avidseries It all comes back to jews? Every time?

@Evil_Abed_24 @TheHyland3r @avidseries Jewish men, Mr. Johnson. And from the moment you contribute to the patriarchy with mysoginistic speeches (Jewish psyops) and turning a blind eye to misogynistic people instead of correcting them, you're just being a slave to the Jews.

93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male 93% of all job-related fatalities are male

@kissesonletters @agentassburgers @avidseries @The_Iron_Van But the boys keep doing it. We dont want women to get hurt. Seriously.

@agentassburgers @avidseries @The_Iron_Van omg it's 2026 and still the stupidity... Look here im gonna explain it like explaining to an idiot- exactly like who you are Feminists want safer working conditions for BOTH GENDERS and no you aren't cool at all for performing a hard task with little to no protection

@914Ann @avidseries I daresay pregnancy was necessary. The job was not.

Now let's compare pregnancy with Male Workplace Fatalities. Pregnancy carries a ~18 per 100,000 live births maternal mortality risk in the US (2024 CDC data). Male workers face ~5-6 occupational deaths per 100,000 workers per year. One pregnancy = higher death risk than an entire year in most "dangerous" male jobs.

@VladTheInflator Behold, I am coming quickly! Blessed is he who keeps the words of the prophecy

The shit blows my mind