Nine Chambers

@Super70sSports The most underrated comedic performance of all time. Every line is gold.

"There are 3 rules I live by: never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy with the same first name as a city & never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Stick to that & everything else is cream cheese."

@DelusionPosting Weird how so many of them cosplay as sex slaves, isn’t it? It’s odd that’s the go-to for the liberal female.

@reddit_lies On Reddit nerds always lie about having fought bullies in their schools days. In reality, the just wrote popular kids’ names in the Death Note notebook they bought at Hot Topic.

“Yes I practice witchcraft… if I were you I’d quit talking shit right now… one and only warning.” We really need to bring back bullying.

@kieranc12753114 @ClownWorld I could do what he’s doing, but I’m built different

@ClownWorld No one in the comments has any idea what they're talking about. The concrete is so stiff. He's actually pulling it back like a champ, considering he doesn't have someone raking behind him. I can guarantee not one person in these comments can do what he's doing

When you lie on your resume 😭

@TheCinesthetic I remember reading one as a little kid, and the wizard brings a revolver and at one point is blasting away at these little wooden men.

The Wizard of Oz (1939) feels sweet on screen, but Baum’s books were way stranger. The Scarecrow kills crows and Emerald City is “green” only because everyone is forced to wear tinted glasses. Wild how the softer adaptation became the iconic one.

@atakaindustries What a great giveaway!

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@reddit_lies “Sure I got fired, but 25k upvotes?! Worth it!”

Redditor fears the property owner

@DelusionPosting If only there was some way to avoid pregnancy. If only humans, both male and female, had just a single way to avoid pregnancy. Just one. Imagine how easy that would be.

@KILLTOPARTY I’ve found the easiest way to troll tattoo people is to tell them you don’t have tattoos because you like to be different and stand out.

The first time??

@Joycee_baby @WomenBeingAwful It’s Kelly Osbourne and it appears she was attacked by a particularly hungry vampire

@WomenBeingAwful Who is she and what happened to her

Yikes

@DrClownPhD Amazing he wasn’t completely out after that.

Captain Pajeet Sparrow 🤣

@reddit_lies My theory is that Redditors hate kids because of jealousy. The last time any Redditor was happy was when they could sit around all day and watch TV and have mom bring them lunch. They resent kids because they envy the life of a child.

Manchild can't tolerate children in the toy store. Go figure.

@reddit_lies The biggest issue is that being intelligent is the greatest privilege there is. It’s worse in a post-industrial society where there aren’t a lot of great jobs for people with a low IQ. I get why people are reluctant to admit a low kid can’t be saved from that.

Teachers on Reddit are reinventing "gifted" classes from first principles. We sacrificed our brightest students on the altar of "Equity." This will happen again.

@DelusionPosting The people calling you a bootlicker.

@LinkedInLunat1c The LinkedIn bizarre one-upsmanship of how good of a wage slave you can be is wild.

🤮 a CEO just posted this

@BlueskyLibs It’s impossible for lefties to enter into any situation without mentally seeking consensus. People who function solely as nodes in a hive mind.

🎶I’m sorry Ms. Stancil … I am for real🎶

@KILLTOPARTY Damn, due really told his wife she had a man’s butthole.

Got bad news for ya, sweetheart

@reddit_lies Got that rage like an Indian.

Bruh

@ArtTakingBack_ @JoJoFromJerz It's illegal to do things that hurt white women's feelings.

@JoJoFromJerz For what?

I hope Don Lemon sues the motherfucking hell out of the federal government.