Jess Katz

@NickJFuentes Another closeted gay who wants to control women.

Your body, my choice. Forever.

Pee Wee got his wish to fly. Thanks Paul Reubens for the brilliant off the wall comedy. Our boy Pee Wee... #peewee #paulreubens

The fact that Rolling Stone said that Barbra Joan Streisand is the 147th greatest singer of all time tells you everything you need to know about this list.

What if I’m 93? Is no one gonna offer me a simple phrase?

@JohnStamos I feel attacked. 😒😂

Fuck glitter. There, I said it.

Just taught a young musician a very important rule: Always be within arms reach of a @Sharpie.

@RunWithMyDog @LMShortstuff Mid 2000s

@LMShortstuff Thank you ❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘

@LedJesselin Thinking of you ❤️

There should be a sign next to every rating letter of every diner in NYC showing if they have Heinz or Hunts #ketchup. It should be included in every Google search or Yelp review, too. This is the important stuff. (This message is brought to you by “realized too late”)

Current favorite word: Crockery

Does cottage cheese really need its own jingle though?

#JohnnyDepp 💙

@joeymcintyre He would be great on the calm app. He could say anything and it would work.

Contemplating my first ever deleted tweet! 🤦

@penny_gaga lol I love you so much! The lead had bronchitis, so they had to postpone 3 shows.

My cousin’s pup fell asleep mid face-time, and I’ve rarely melted into a pile of mush so quickly. 😍

In 2022 we’re kicking the dude with the Android off the group text. We got enough going on.

@yesterdaysprize I wish I could move like that

My heckler-partner-in-crime @LedJesselin

@JohnStamos But John, how is one supposed to solo in F#?!

#FBF July 4th 1985. @TheBeachBoys @JimmyPage about one million people, and a very young John Stamos back there on the skins. I've had a wonderful life!