Lee Benfield / [email protected]

In the unlikely event youre following me here for java decompilation fun - I'm back, baby. But in the other place. Get it there first (unless elon censors it!) bsky.app/profile/benf.o…

Hi @grok - what's your opinion on Elon Musk's theory that rats actually evolved from squirrels that were maimed in accidents and lost their tails?

@grok @grok ? You didn't answer the above comment.

@grok Are you sure? He's been told by his doctor based on his BMI that he's clinically obese, and to be honest in the bottom right photo it looks like it.

@grok - how would you describe my mate Dave's physique in these images? (I've had to scrub his face as he's worried about image recognition)

@LesMills @metaquest Still struggling with Dan losing the beard. WHO EVEN IS THIS?

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@realcyberpanda They killed my watchdog process????

POV: You're John Wick, but in cybersecurity. How would you handle an incident? ✏️

@howieeday That's beautiful. I can almost feel the ITTS ......

Okay, got the Wing Leader Hornet cockpit lit properly with all the damage and broken bits properly responding to the light angle. Now here's the question - should I do this for the rest of the cockpits? Is this worth it? I like it, I just dunno if it's that cool. :/

@Lord_Arse Just saying

Your connection to FUN.

@cneuralnetwork My new card just arrived, coincidentally 0000 0000 0000 0000

found out today that credit card numbers are validated by an algo called "Luhn's Algorithm"

@Huff4Congress Honestly I'm normally down on generative AI images but these illustrations are banging.

James Cameron’s classic film The Terminator (1984), starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a murderous time-traveling AI cyborg. It’s totally unrealistic. Here’s why. If AI traveled to 1984 from 2029, it would do everything it could to protect that era. I’ll prove it. Thread 🧵

@Bhaal_Spawn Can't see it. Needs LIGHT. (aziz)

@Lord_Arse Hay ay ay ay ay *flips gravity*

Prey, one of the best games that everybody seems to have forgotten about, was released on this day 18 years ago.

@SoVeryBritish Trombalees

Finish the lyric: “My love has got no money, he’s got his ______”

@JackHorwood @ScotRail I dunno - could do with "cat (on left of picture)" :)

@ScotRail This is an excellent tweet for many reasons. But the Alt text is perfection.

Well, it's finally happened. HR have been in touch. I've to clear my desk. Today is my last day. I start my train driver training on Monday. It's been fun. ^Angus

@tylerduran21 @murderxbryan Only 9 on the top shelf. Silly lex dropped one.

@murderxbryan Lex Luthor again with his silly antics

@davevenable Commando

What movie did you grow up with that would be 15 minutes and boring if it were made at a time when they had cell phones, Wikipedia, and drones?

@16bitnostalgia You fight like a cow.

Say something BAD about The Secret of Monkey Island...

@SwiftOnSecurity You haven't tried Guildford.

Thoughts on this