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Twitter: Herd but never heard

@BirdGuides Genone Gentoo Genthree Genfour

Gentoo Penguin has been split into four species following a major international genetic study: bit.ly/4tB5Kkp

@tony_knows2222 @eastblocvisuals Oh yes, the Hungarians had fewer clothes but knew how to tailor them stylishly

Vending machines in Budapest, 1970s.

@AwfulButGreat A trucker trucking trucking trucks

@BobGolen @RealRodLacroix …with the latest issue

That guy the police caught masturbating in the library came quietly.

@tobestewart From prehensile to premenstrual

How do women balance without a penis?

@ughfinewhatever @falseroxy Extra Tasty

@falseroxy I always knew ET would be delicious

i can confirm that this is what's in hot dogs

@mrjclare @cowboy_postbop Yeah, no one talks about this

@cowboy_postbop Fight Club. There's before you saw it and after.

are there other pieces of media with as wide a gap between its assumed vibe and its actual vibe as “Saturday Night Fever”?

@DBStoner @BobGolen Consistency is key

Don't you love it when you think you're RTing a tweet for the first time, only to see your comment from 3 months earlier.

@wildethingy Dan

Unfortunate circumstances have meant I'm currently reconsidering my five year plan to live with the wild beavers.

@susie_dent The Common Crane’s (Grus Grus) young should be known as a Hoistling

A question: what are the things you wish there was a word for? And have you come up with your own word to fill that gap?

@BrilliantMaps It’s difficult with frozen assets

The Blue Dot (Monaco) Has Almost 3X The GDP of The Area in Red (Greenland) More about the differences: brilliantmaps.com/greenland-vs-m…

@ClassicSpyChic Careful, a misunderstanding could get you a lemon!

If I post enough Citroens, perhaps they will give me a brand deal?

Did Trump join ‘Stop The Oil’ movement?

@big_yyikes @BobGolen It depends on the mass

Does anyone know how fast godspeed is

Time travel caught on camera

@mortarvet @josh_uglyasf Wipe someone else’s arse with your non-dominant hand. Promotes team work

@josh_uglyasf Wipe your ass with your non dominant hand... good luck

WEIRD ADVICE THAT 100% WORKS 1. Brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. (Forces your brain to build new neutral pathways, builds focus and adaptability)

When life gives you blocks, make blockades

@BobGolen It brings a new dimension to this

H₂O is the formula for water. The formula for ice is H₂O³

I’m only using locally sourced, organic, artisanal diesel

@wildethingy That must have been quite the kiss!

I gave up my ambition to be a wizard after I accidentally turned a frog into a corporate advertising executive.