Lee Mason

I’m going to retweet this at least once a week. I loved the bloke ⚒😍

@FBAwayDays But him another bottle and give him another go

@WestHamSocial We didn’t have a shot and didn’t string 3 passes together. Proper white flag performance

Odd to feel positive after a defeat, but I do. Nuno’s already made changes to the shape, balance and mentality that show real progress. Confident he’ll turn this around and we’ll start picking up points after the international break.

@footballontnt Obviously I had btts in this game 👌

A CRAZY PASSAGE OF PLAY IN ROMA VS LILLE! 🤯 Roma missed 3 PENALTIES IN A ROW ⚽️❌ Even the change in penalty taker couldn't change their fortunes...

@KnaphillFC @KnaphillVetsFC Isn’t that just the Ockham team that finish 3rd every season and lose in cup finals?

🔥 A NEW ERA BEGINS 🔥 Introducing KNAPHILL FC VETS 👊 Led by: 🔴 Manager – Rees Collins ⚪ Player/Assistant Mgr – Simon Martin Kicking off in the 25/26 season… and we’re on the hunt for new players 35+ to join the Knappers family. 👉 Follow @KnaphillVetsFC to get involved.

@westhamlive5 I’m 3 of them and I pay a tenner a week to play for Rushmoor vets in Hampshire Div 2 . . . . And I’m not having it that he’s more of a laugh person than me in the changing room 🧐

James Ward-Prowse is: - A leader - An excellent set piece taker - A hard worker - A good laugh in the changing room The West Ham enthusiasts and admirers recognise he has weaknesses, but feel he is being used as a ‘scapegoat’ at the minute…

@westhamtransfer Track him for a year. Wait until 2 days before the start of the season to put in a bid. Classic

West Ham have identified Mateus Fernandes as their top target. West Ham have tracked him for more than a year. A bid is due to go into Southampton anytime now [@JacobSteinberg / @ExWHUEmployee]

@BBCSport Was it the same people that were booing during the national anthem?

The minute's silence for Diogo Jota and Andre Silva at the Community Shield final was cut short after it was interrupted by people shouting from the crowd.

@GoodwinMJ This is fucking mental. It’s not even February

British children as young as 5 years old, in Labour-run Birmingham, are being told to write Valentine’s Day cards to asylum seekers and illegal migrants —The Telegraph

@Stevo_07 @oasis @liamgallagher 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyone up for swapping 4 x seated tickets for @oasis on Saturday for 4 x standing ones?!?! Probs not - but worth a try…. @liamgallagher

@worldranking_ And for hangovers

@MarkOrmrod @Deliveroo I just got someone else’s order instead of mine. Had to have 12 cans of Diet Coke and 20 Marlborough light for dinner instead of chicken fajitas

If you had 33 in the "what age will Toby start needing to get his nose and ears waxed when he goes to the barbers" sweepstake... congratulations you won. I was way off, I had 62.

@henrywinter Oh gosh. Tweaked muscle and a terrible whack on the nose? . . . Brings back memories of Terry Butcher

These #Lionesses are so gutsy. Fought back from 2-0 down, they tweaked muscles, Bronze strapped herself up, they spilled blood, Hampton took a whack in the nose and they fought on. And fought back in the shootout. Great character 🙌  #SWEENG #WEURO2025

@alrightfans The refs alright 👍

starting XI attractiveness ratings for the #lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #WEURO2025

@oasiscentral_ Probably love shack or come on Eileen

If you could add ONE song to this setlist what are you choosing 👀?

@SWCollegeBoys your trains are shit

@FBAwayDays Would have won with Bowen

Describe England’s performance tonight in 5 words or less.

@dwgster @fesshole @tobytarrant He spends more time in the attic than Anne Frank

@fesshole Didn’t even realise you had an attic @tobytarrant

I've converted my attic into a command centre where I play Football Manager and I have a big box of all my favourite snacks and I masturbate in peace. I don't even care that the wife's getting ploughed by her fitness trainer twice a week. Winning.

Bowen > Saka

@Keir_Starmer What about the fly tippers who don’t follow you on Twitter?

This is a message to the fly-tippers blighting our towns and villages: For too long, your actions have gone unpunished. That ends now. We'll use drones and new tech to identify your vehicle. Then we'll crush it.