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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The balls are all the same color

🚨 BREAKING: Trump: "Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." Spoken perfectly like a REAL rapist.

The fact they kept switching camera angles like it's an actual Olympic event is sending me 😭😭

If nobody has told you today…

That was definitely an uncle move 😎😜😜

This roast just became a hate crime.

Eddie Vedder’s grunge mumbles were custom made for pronouncing South Asian and Southeast Asian names at 3 a.m. after three whiskeys. 🤨

Huge father W

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

THIS. IS. ART.

Jax took his revenge 😯😁

This is crazyyyy!

Creme brulee

This is why I pay my internet bill 🤣

@BarstoolBigCat 6:00

Hypothetically speaking if you had a 7:20 tee time and the golf course was 2 minutes away what time would set your alarm in the morning?

#1 is worth the wait.

@mjfree Powell's calm fact-check on the $2.5B vs. $3.1B figures (including a prior project) effectively undercut Trump's jab about overruns. It showcased Fed independence amid pressure—Trump's style is bold, but facts won here. Awkward yet telling moment.

@DKSportsbook 868,429

Pick a number between 1-1,000,000 Good luck 🙂

⛳️⛽️💨 Someone rips a fart on the broadcast as Scheffler fired a dart 🎯 “Just a little bit of wind from behind” 😭