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@AdamEget rewatching Norm MacDonald has a Show Norm: “do you have a credit card?” Adam: “I don’t have a bank account” Underrated.

@mayemusk That’s like making sumo wrestlers compete in a running race.

A verbal fight only. Three questions each. The funniest answers win. Who agrees?

Lol, down in a blaze of glory

@Leo_Puglisi6 @AlboMP How do we know it’s hallucinating?

the question everyone should be asking right now: has @albomp spoken about the hallucinating spinach? 6newsau.com/post/live-upda…

@codinghorror Dinner Rush (2000)

Name a movie most people have not seen that you personally consider a movie everyone *should* see.

willem dafoe meets his twin sister

@DoctorKarl Definitely not worth winning the prize if they’re going to call you at 5am.

(Why does your cancer evade your Immune System.) " the discovery of a ... secret handshake that cancer uses to evade the immune system, and a means to block that handshake—what the Nobel committee hailed as “a landmark in our fight against cancer,” " wired.com/story/meet-jim…

Worst Things That Can Happen With an Omelette 4. Poisoned by an omelette 3. Someone frames you for omelette theft 2. Your favourite omelette podcast sells out and now has too many ads 1. You mistake a frittata for an omelette and become a laughing stock in the omelette community

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum are perfect

Send me a script.

@POTUS Missed opportunity.

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I love this scene from Ted Lasso so much. I think I’ve watched this scene everyday since I first saw it weeks ago. Jason Sudeikis is tremendous in this TV show.

@3vi13d @SUEtheTrex Which one is the fossil please

It's actually bad luck to say MacBook inside an office. You have to call it 'The Scottish Laptop'

@engineers_feed Here is where I shall build my “Cardigans of the Galaxy” boutique.

You are the first person to step foot on Mars, what do you say?

@aridhasann @calebsaysthings Being dead is the greatest flaw.

@calebsaysthings He has are sympathies.

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.