Eileen Gonzalez

Phlebotomist taking my blood: Wow your blood is very thick! Me: Call me hydrated…. DEhydrated.

@sgrungrun @JABBAWOCKEEZ You had a good run with him! Guess we are getting married instead!?!

I can tell my fiancé doesn’t love me because he refuses to hire the @JABBAWOCKEEZ for our wedding

How is it that the top 1% evade $163,000,000,000 in taxes every year, but immigrants are called the freeloaders?

@jggindhart Hello Dr. Gindhart! I’m very interested in the position and have some specific questions - is email the best way to contact you?

@hannahg827 @RobinmCarpenter Bahhhhh!!!! I know him!!! Congratulations @RobinmCarpenter !!!!

Just saw a question on a job application that took my breath away. "How does your privilege serve you in this work? How are you using it to create more equity?" Wow. That is THE question. 👏👏👏

@hannahg827 My eyes are leaking because my heart is so full. We did it right my dear.

Sitting in a dark room, yelling at fluorescent cells, and eating yogurt with my finger cuz I didn’t pack a spoon. So yeeaaahhhhh…. #gradlife

Life hack: You can save a ton of time and money on emergency planning if your emergency plan is to lie on the ground, cry, and wait for death's sweet embrace.

@sgrungrun 🤣🤣 to the point

My father is a savage

Hi today I received a call from a very confused biologist and it turns out my dad has been giving my number to his colleagues instead of his. Honestly I love the commitment to being unreachable but a heads up next time would be nice

Midnight diner. Season 3. Episode 3. Cue laughter.

@powertothegina I have so many questions.... and I’m doubting everything I know about you...

A happy valentine's day to my (truly awesome) bf of 8.5 years who just now realized I only have 3 bottom front teeth 😬

Today I found, I repeat....I FOUND a 100x oil immersion lens that fits a Nikon scope (which my lab has) in a random drawer in my lab and it’s in mint condition! Like I have sooooo many questions but also like who cares?!??! I got a 100x baby!!!!

Love this thread about the evolution of microscopes! Thanks @RealSci_Nano !!

@bioberto13 @hannahg827 Yeah so bummed they took that quote off the bottom of the reflecting pool....

Looks like 2021 might be a better match for Satan than 2020.... @match @MaximumEffort #2021lovestory #matchmaker

@sgrungrun So using them is optional....?

Hot take: sheets are like underpants for your bed

In the line for Trader Joe’s. And a youth walked by saying “omg I’ve never been in a Trader Joe’s before. I feel like I’m missing out on something.” Let me tell you something young lady... you are. And I am so sorry it’s taken this long for you to find out. But welcome!! ♥️