Lexi

"My dog sneezed when I showed her a picture of you " ok thanks Amber

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, then passed out in the bathroom.

this is who you’re asking to do a 40 hour work week

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

God please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

“are you ok” no the sun set at 5 today

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

Peacock dropped the reunion early #LoveIslandUSA

“If my light is too bright for somebody, wear sunglasses or something” Amaya Papaya Shakespeare #LoveIslandUSA

…. ur really gonna do this to me on mcdonald’s snack wrap day

you’ll be having a good day then here come ur annoying ass coworker

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house