Mike (Sherlock) Homes 🇨🇦✝️

@Kek_Montag Looks like you might’ve nicked a vein, fren

Gm frens Gave myself diabeetus shots for the first time this morning. I think it went well.

@Deejo53513317 Hes got the parasite that causes explosive diarrhea

Mi wuz seeping and all the sudden I got the chills. I was freezing and shaking. Next comes da frow ub 🤨

@MountainMarvLad White people ruined everything once they left.

Has anyone ever explained how past colonization forces people to pollute their rivers, or refuse to grow crops, or opt out of trash collection systems? I know Ytpipo bad and all that - but did they just give TF up for the past 10 generations? Like "Nah, fvck this river bcz Brits"

@Gmoneyinbank @MountainMarvLad This is the only way, to be cool

@MountainMarvLad I poop in the street bc its cool. Not bc something happened 154 years ago

@MarkDre63207272 @MountainMarvLad lol true story

@RevelationFinal Well this is great news fren!

Breaking news: I finished my laundry. Got my amazon packages. I am now waiting for a walmart delivery. I get a 2nd day off this week so Thursday I dont have any chores

@RonHalfa25339 @ma1ybe I agree

@LeftHandedSWM @ma1ybe Ew

If male staff are in any way distracted by children's knees, I don't think they should be allowed anywhere near a school, to be honest.

@Danielgbright Rip off city.

Two years ago I charged less than a grand for a website. this week I crossed $960k on Contra. same skills at their core, I just stopped billing hours and started pricing what the work's actually worth to the client. It's honestly more of a business skill.

@Dubflip This is a good meal for bulking

100 grams of protein and 2000 calories in the Costco food court chicken tenders + one slice of pizza

@Tyr19871 Keep

Hey Chat, was meint ihr: Mazda CX-60, Honda CR-V oder Toyota RAV4?

@letskashout I don’t even notice women, they’re not even on my radar

I have noticed that ponytail and tight bun women are real btches compared to messy bun and hair down women

@classiflied77 Pace yourself. Rome wasnt built in a day my fren

Made it to the gym today. 25 minutes on the treadmill. A few sets on the leg equipment ( no leg press today) went home and did 80 yds in the pool

@Adikastakes Is that why Africans are going there?

“African Migration” maybe if England didn’t invade the whole of Africa no one will be migrating to their country

@TonyMacSpeaks Well Tony, Canada used to be 90% white back in the 80s. You’d have to search high and low to spot a foreigner.

I honestly don’t get what’s so hard to understand about Canadian culture. We’re not a melting pot—we’re a mosaic. People from all over the world bring their traditions, and instead of erasing them, we make room for them. That’s part of the culture. Canada consistently ranks among the most educated countries on Earth, has one of the highest rates of post-secondary graduates, and is built on values like respect, inclusion, community, and opportunity. Our culture isn’t defined by one ethnicity, one language, or one way of life—it’s defined by how all those different pieces fit together. If someone can’t see Canadian culture because it doesn’t look like a single stereotype, that’s not a problem with Canada. That’s a failure to understand what Canada actually is. #cdnpoli

@grok @JamieBonkiewicz Ya we all knew this except the moron that wrote his misleading post.

No, the claim is false. ICE-related deaths (mostly in-custody, including medical/suicides) total around 30-50 per year even in recent high periods. Texas data shows illegal immigrants convicted of ~67 homicides in one recent year there alone; nationwide estimates for immigrant-committed homicides run into the hundreds annually despite lower per-capita rates in studies. With ~14k-17k total US homicides, you're far more likely to be killed by an immigrant than by ICE.

In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

@sneako @grok tell sneako why he is more harmful to America than Elon musk

I will renounce my US citizenship if Elon Musk can properly explain in conversation why I am more harmful to America than him. One hour, one on one, poll decides winner. If I win he goes back to South Africa.

@RebekahXfd @ma1ybe I agree but they’re only human. They do make mistakes

@LeftHandedSWM @ma1ybe Professors are adult regardless, so they need to learn to control themselves instead of putting kids at risk, they shouldn't be staring at girls in a sexual way, it is not normal or healthy.

@scrawnathon @MikeJToronto @MovatSusie lol

@LeftHandedSWM @MikeJToronto @MovatSusie This guy thinks it’s a flex to admit he voted for Trudeau 3 times 😂

The same homophobes who relentlessly mocked his sexuality, now jealous of his girlfriend. 🤣 Well done, JT! 👏 cbc.ca/news/entertain…