Mr Nobody 🍀🌏✈️

Nor does Islam, you ignorant, bigoted, redpilled old fool. I can’t believe I grew up loving you in Fawlty Towers and Monty Python movies. How the mighty fall.

BREAKING: Israeli jets have bombed a house in southern Lebanon where ambulance crew and residents rushed to render assistance after an earlier attack. Paramedics were wounded in both strikes, reports the National News Agency. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/gd8fo3

Elon Musk misled Twitter investors, jury finds bbc.in/41gqBOj

Love the wean's name ☘️☘️☘️

BREAKING: The S&P 500 officially posts its lowest close of 2026, erasing -$3.2 trillion in market cap since the Iran War began.

Jeremy Corbyn is with Kneecap in Havana, Cuba. Cuba Yes, Blockade No! Support the Nuestra America Convoy to Cuba 🇨🇺 Let Cuba Breathe! 🇨🇺

This should go viral. Priti Patal should be out of a job. The grief they have given about Mandelson and all of the time they were responsible for this decision. THAT is UNFORGIVEABLE

FULL TIME: Hearts B 0-8 Clydebank. A sublime night in the capital 😬

So it’s not a ceasefire then is it?

Crashing waves off the coast of Ireland 🌊

The World Central Kitchen has mobilised 10 professional kitchens in Beirut, scaling up to deliver 25,000 hot meals a day to people forcibly displaced from southern Lebanon and Beirut’s southern suburbs amid Israel's war on the country. Al Jazeera’s Bernard Smith reports.

Netanyahu canceled his speech at CPAC tomorrow in Hungary. Security reasons were cited. Hmm. hungarianconservative.com/articles/cultu…

US: Obey us and we will let you sell your own oil on international markets. Iran: Go fuck yourselves, our oils not for sale on international $ markets. 🖕

Iranian strikes on bases used by US caused $800m in damage, new analysis shows bbc.in/40OIFPs

@MaziEzike_Nedu @SkyNews @Stone_SkyNews He's spent trillions in the ME this term.

@SkyNews @Stone_SkyNews Looking for a retreat" or just looking out for American taxpayers? We’ve spent trillions in the Middle East with nothing to show for it. Trump is finally putting America First by winding down once the job is done

Today in Tel Aviv: we gathered hundreds of Israelis to declare - we will not serve the war of Netanyahu and Trump

Long Live Cuba!

Workers in India’s textile hub Surat are returning home after days without cooking gas, as an LPG crisis linked to Iran war disruptions halts supplies. Industries face shutdowns, while authorities invoke emergency measures to prioritise households.

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James Cleverly has introduced a video of Kemi Badenoch's greatest achievements only for nothing to be played, in an embarrassing instance of him accidentally getting something right