Lefty D

@BillyGNippers Welcome to the turn barstool driver cover is insane

@MyGolfSpy Damn, numbers don’t lie

Are you and above average golfer? Your handicap tells a pretty honest story. Here's where the data says you should be scoring:

@TylerMunson7 @sscottpga Interesting, I do the opposite. I feel like interlock is a much stronger grip and harder to control distance on the touch wedge shots

@sscottpga Interlock for touch wedge shots. Vardon grip for full. Am i weird?

Tiger interlocks. Jack interlocks. Rory interlocks. Scottie interlocks. Do we see a pattern here?

@BillyGNippers @RichOToole

Ball up top @RichOToole

@BillyGNippers Other fairway: “Ya I was hitting a Titleist 1 left dash” Me: “With an oil tools logo” Other fairway: “Ya I think so, that’s the one you gave me right?” (asking his cartmate)

Guy in the neighboring fairway at your local muni after you hit:

@BillyGNippers Barbacoa or bust

GM Houston

I did not play well today & I know it’s going to consume me when my head hits the pillow. Any tips on how to flush a bad one?

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat I tried me hardest

@WestTXLandman @LandmanLando How long you been working at matador?

@LandmanLando I’d say they’ve done pretty well for themselves

Matador has more Land Managers and Land VPs than Exxon and their acreage position still looks like someone just threw mud on the map.

@KameronBennett Dr Pepper

What’s your drink of choice with this plate?

@KVanthof Oil sample and a kaes of zyn

Apparently there is a Tik Tok trend of sending wedding invites to companies / ceos in hopes of getting a gift. I got this today for a wedding last Saturday and have no idea who they are! What should we get the happy couple???

@MLBONFOX Battle of Mid

Four teams are within 1.5 games of each other in the AL West 👀

Bad game, good year. Time for Stone, Ime and Fertitta to get to work on the next iteration because I don't see this being run back as is.

@LanceZierlein Sengun’s shit is tired tonight

So weak at the rim today. So so weak at the rim. Nobody able to finish on fouls nobody able to finish on non-fouls.

Yes

@WhiteHouse Chill with the tariffs

🇺🇸🦅🎉 100 days of President Trump—and we’re nowhere near tired of winning. To the haters: we’re just getting started. AMERICA FIRST FOREVER!

@BarstoolBigCat Houston Purdue playing in a football stadium, take the under 1st half. Need time to adjust to depth perception

Dead

Michigan/Auburn Over 72.5 1H

@BarstoolBigCat This dude loves paragraphs.

Ok Clemson, sending me money has won me over. #NotACult

@Micah_CBC My brother in Christ they’re playing Lipscomb

Florida State is easily the most underrated team in the sport right now. We need to start talking about them as the possible #1 team in college baseball

@KeepBlitzin Looks like what was in this can

Xavier Legette brought some raccoon from Christmas to the facility today and it doesn’t look anything like you thought it would.