Keith Musabayana

@PoliceZimbabwe " Subsequently " chatgpt🤣

The ZRP confirms a fatal road traffic accident which occurred at the 61 kilometre peg along Harare - Bulawayo Road on 15/07/25 at around 2200 hours in which three people were killed while one person was injured. A BMW 523D vehicle with no passengers on board rammed onto the back of a Toyota Sienta vehicle with three passengers on board. The two vehicles were travelling in the same direction towards Harare. Subsequently, the Toyota Sienta vehicle veered to the right onto the oncoming lane resulting in a head on collision with a Shacman truck. The bodies of the victims were taken to Norton Hospital mortuary for post mortem while the injured was admitted at Sally Mugabe Hospital, Harare.

@PoliceZimbabwe Poor report writing. Informal and vague writing, poor sentence structure and ambiguity, lack of objectivity and passive voice, and overly missing key information.

@LynneStactia I'm obviously off topic but came home drunk yesterday and cooked mapegs thinking they were kapenta

Chibaba CheNYIKA 🔥

@daddyhope I have just had an epiphany. We should be a constituency of Burkina Faso for now.

After I exposed Bridget Nyandoro as one of the Members of Parliament who took land from Mabelreign’s greenway in the land-for-votes scandal, she penned an open letter on Facebook, making several allegations against her colleagues. I have responded with an open Facebook post, asking her to provide me with the evidence. I am now waiting. Will keep you informed.

@_11Remember_ Hahaha that's crazy

@PedzisaiRuhanya itai muchitsiurana boys😩

The fake medical doctor in the ministry of health is showing how fake his degree is. Look at how he is advising VP Chiwenga on doctors strike; even a paramedic can’t do that. It’s as pathetic and bogus as his ‘medical degree’.