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Saddique Shaban
Saddique Shaban@SaddiqueShaban·
"Your safety comes first," whilst driving on the wrong side of the killer Mombasa road. Your killer busses are actively seeking to shed blood and maim passengers by seeking to get into head-on-colissions on public roads Here's the evidence.
ENA Coach@EnaCoach

Your safety comes first. 🚌 We continuously train our drivers to expertly handle modern coaches like our MAN fleet, ensuring every journey is safe, smooth, and comfortable. Travel with confidence. We've got you covered. #SafetyFirst #ExemplaryService

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DNI Tulsi Gabbard
DNI Tulsi Gabbard@DNIGabbard·
Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth. odni.gov/index.php/news…
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Lemiso@Lemiso·
@AmbokoJH Has this sailed through or failed?
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Julians Amboko
Julians Amboko@AmbokoJH·
Folks, Finance Bill 2026 proposed amendments are now out!! There's a proposal on PAYE bands. Important to flag though that it is not from the Finance & Planning Committee but from Kathiani MPVHon. Robert Mbui. Delighted that the PAYE proposal lifts from the submission we made as Strathmore Tax Research Centre. Let's see what happens on the floor of the House.
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Julians Amboko@AmbokoJH

Very strange that we are headed for the Committee of the Whole House on Finance Bill 2026 & are yet to see the proposed amendments, which we know do exist. The Order Paper doesn't capture then & there is no Supplementary Order in sight. By now, we typically would have seen the Supplementary capturing amendments. Interesting!

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Mal
Mal@UtdMaI·
If Manchester United somehow pull this off, I’m not even joking… the league is in serious trouble.
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Lemiso@Lemiso·
@KenyaPower_Care You cut-off power the whole day today in Donholm. Mark you, it was unscheduled. Now, again tomorrow you're doing the same!
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Kenya Power
Kenya Power@KenyaPower_Care·
Good Evening. The listed area will be affected by planned power interruptions tomorrow (12th May 2026). The interruption is part of network maintenance. For the advanced notice, use bit.ly/31u4jY4 to access the latest schedule, check under the most recent date. ^R.O
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adidas
adidas@adidas·
1:59:30. Humanity just got faster. Powered by Adizero. #YouGotThis
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Larry Madowo
Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo·
BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™
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Nirel
Nirel@Nirel01·
MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1. Sir Alex Ferguson 2. David Moyes 3. Louis Van Gaal 4.Giggs 5.Jose Mourinho 6.Ole 7. Rangnick 8. Erik Ten Hag 9. Ruben Amorim 10. Carrick TOTAL premier league trophy =20 ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1.Gerge Graham 2.Bruce Rioch 3.Arsene Wenger 4.Unai Emery 5.Arterta TOTAL premier league trophy = 13 CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1.Bobby Campbell 2.Jan Borterfield 3.David Webb 4.Glenn Hoddle 5.Ruud Gullit 6.Gianluca Vialli 7.Ray Wilkins 8.Claudio Ranieri 9.Jose Mourinho 10.Avran Grant 11.Felip Scolari 12.Ray Wilkins 13.Guus Hidink 14.Carlos Ancelotti 15.Andrew Villas Boas 16.Robert Di Matteo 17.Rafael Benitez 18.Jose Mourinho 19.Guus Hidink 20.Antonio Conte 21. Joe Mwangi 22. Simp Makanya Gabriel 23. Rio Kariuki 21.Sarri 22.Lampard 23.Paul Ngei 24.Fred Kubai 28. Omondi Brian Obimbo 29. Angel Joseph 25.Achieng Oneko 26.Jomo Kenyatta 27.Kung'u Karumba 28.Bildad Kagia 29. Jacque Mamake Riley 30.King Lobengula 31.Mekatilili Wamenza 32.Jehova Wanyonyi 33.Lwanda Magere 34.Samoure Toure 35.Otto Von Bismarck 36.Vasco Da Gama 37.Christopher Columbus 38.Mahatma Gandhi 39.David Livingston 40. Shaulyne Kimmy 41. Kondwani Nankhumwa 42. Grezelder Jeffrey 43. Embarambamba 44. Cash Madam 45. Fyness Mwagonjwa 46 Sabinus 47 Balablu 48 Mulamwa 49 Ododo 50 Muri 51 Bubu 52 Mariga 53. Thomas Tuchel 54. Potter 55 Onoja 55 Asuku 56 .Owino 57 .Sila wa Sila 58. Wanadre Bissaka 59. William Ruto 60.Omuliebi 61.Okutoto 62.Karen Nyamu 63. Oscar Sudi 64. Pochettino 65. Maresca 66. Rosenior 77......loading TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶I come in peace 🤝🥴🥹🤲
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Arsenal
Arsenal@Arsenal·
Goal for Manchester City - scored by Haaland. 🔵 2-1 🔴 (65)
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Chetuya Chinagolum
Chetuya Chinagolum@Chetuyachinago·
When will Africans finally outgrow this embarrassing and childish tourist syndrome? An African flies to a European country, sees a shiny building or a fancy train, whips out their phone, and immediately runs to social media to cry, "When will our country have this?!" SPOILER ALERT : those train rides are not free. They are directly subsidized by the missing wealth and uncollected taxes of the developing world. Truth is that, while the rest of Europe was tripping over themselves to aggressively extract African resources by sending gunboats, missionaries, and colonial administrators to do their dirty work, Luxembourg was playing 3D chess. They did not need to get their hands bloody or dirty. Instead, they quietly positioned themselves as the ultimate offshore tollbooth for the wealth being plundered from the Global South. Here is how their white-collar criminal network operates: A massive multinational conglomerate digs up copper in Zambia, pumps crude in Nigeria, or mines cobalt in the DRC Congo. By any standard of fairness, the immense wealth generated from those resources should be taxed locally to build the exact same roads, schools, and train networks we keep drooling over. But the global financial system is rigged. Instead of paying their fair share, that corporation sets up a shell company and often literally just a dusty P.O. Box in Luxembourg. And then through the dark arts of corporate accounting known as "profit shifting" and "transfer pricing," the company manipulates its books. The African subsidiary, the one doing the actual extraction, magically records zero profit. Meanwhile, the Luxembourg P.O. Box records billions. Africa gets the environmental degradation, the exploited labor, and a depleted national treasury. Luxembourg gets the capital. Now, Luxembourg taxes these phantom P.O. boxes just enough to make it look legitimate, pulling in about 5% of their GDP. But that’s just the cover charge. When you factor in the massive ecosystem built to service this racket,the armies of corporate lawyers, wealth managers, auditors, and bankers designing these tax-dodging schemes, it accounts for a staggering 30% of Luxembourg’s entire GDP. Put the math together, and you realize that nearly 40% of their national wealth is a monument to laundered money. It is the most flawlessly executed heist in modern history. They managed to siphon the wealth of a continent without firing a single bullet or toppling a single regime.
Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo

All buses, trains, and trams are free in this country. For everyone! Luxembourg is unreal. When will your country have this?

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Casemiro
Casemiro@Casemiro·
Knowing when stages come to an end. Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever. Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal. Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans. Forever Red Devil.
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Lemiso@Lemiso·
Good evening @CA_Kenya @Cofek_Kenya this is to bring to your attention that @ZukuHome is misleading their customers. They are enticing customers with non-existent offers.
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