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@NCSportsTakes @SportsCenter I don’t think the Canes win their first round matchup

@SportsCenter Canes sweep em. No worries

This trio is BACK in the Stanley Cup playoffs 🐧 How far will the Penguins go? 🤔

@aleksthgrt @AndyLeeParker1 I didn’t hear them complaining when we saved them from the Japanese

🚨BREAKING 🇨🇳 China : "Despite its 240-year history, the US has only managed to go 16 years without war." "It has established 800 military bases in more than 80 countries around the world." "The US is the main actor behind global chaos and the biggest destroyer of regional peace and stability."

@donwinslow @ShutUpAmanda I mean every 18 year old male who is a US citizen is required by law to send in their registration for selective services. Might as well automate the system.

They should have taken a picture of the alien base on the moon if they were that close.

@dustinrhodes I saw you get robbed at Wrestlemania 13. I think if you win that match you are running the WWE today.

Just a fun question for y'all nothing serious. In my 38 years of wrestling, where would you put me between one and 500. Do I even make the list? Don't worry I have thick skin if you guys don't think so that's fine.

@RinoTheBouncer Aerobiz Supersonic

Retro gamers, name a great retro game🚀

@AlMacLeod66 @Penguins667187 @Ndhehehjshshsh @PensInsideScoop Plus they were speaking Russian on the ice

@Penguins667187 @Ndhehehjshshsh @PensInsideScoop Malkin and Chinakhov was clearly working well. When you find chemistry between players, you leave it. The two clearly had something playing together. It's like taking Stevens off the Lemieux line.

#LetsGoPens lines and D-pairs here in Tampa: Chinakhov-Crosby-Rust Novak-Kindel-Malkin Mantha-Rakell-Brazeau Soderblom-Dewar-Acciari Wotherspoon-Karlsson Girard-Letang Shea-Clifton

@DraftKings I want all of them, but I’ll accept one

Boss told me I had to pick 60 winners for this 🌺 Who wants em?

@billyinohio I have never had Sonic because I’m not sure how to order.

who has the best burger? 🍔

@TitoSanTanaChez A list with no Roddy Piper promos is an invalid top 10 promo list.

Best Promos of All Time? LETS TALK ABOUT IT….

@GavinNewsom Maybe if Patrick Bateman was a pussy.

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

@HollyGrayle @cindylynn_ If I had a need for dresses, I’d buy 100 from Cinderella.

I absolutely loathe these perverts. I'm so glad shops are telling them to f-ck off and take their fetish elsewhere.

@LasVegasLocally I would add a retractable roof designed like Olympic Stadium in Montreal

What would you change, if anything, about the design of the $2 billion Las Vegas Athletics stadium?

Connor McDavid is amazing at coming in second place.

Jack Hughes gave perhaps the best interview I have ever heard from an Olympic athlete. #USAHockey

@PatrioticDee @DefiantLs Because the government is borrowing the other money to fund a bunch of stupid programs and countries.

"I am I In front of the Social Security office trying to figure out why I only get $876 a month on Social Security after working 36 years freaking straight."

@BigLeagueDigest @the_pope3 I think it’s too late. I bet in 25 years mlb will no longer exist. At least how we know it. Because of greed the game has not been family friendly in nearly 40 years. The game is too slow, there are too many other viewing options and in many cases, you pay to watch a game.

Do you agree with this?

This may be the biggest hockey win in the history of France.

@RTNBA @chasing_theJETS That was actually an amazing draft. The order is messed up but there was a ton of talent

This is insane 🤯 Not a single lottery pick from the 2018 Draft is still with the team that drafted them. Wow.

@beyoncegarden I would custom tip 19% just from because they prejudged 30% as soso

what would you do in this situation😭?