Mildly Spooky Lemon

@malikmamluke @PIIINKDIIAMOND Workcest is the correct term actually

@PIIINKDIIAMOND we have it we just don't want to call it incest. if you fuck a coworker do you say you work at an incest factory?

i just realised americans dont have 'incest friend groups'😭😭😭 SHES NOT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT INCEST

@anniecheeps Aldi has such better products then disconinue them I miss their macarons and the 750ml premade cocktails 😞

ok.... irishtwt...... big question...

@Stroganoff_King @Morioh_Katuu I wonder if king crimson could skip past calamity is the real question

@Morioh_Katuu Wonder of U is the most OP bullshit stand in the entire series excluding Heaven Dio from that video game. Just like with Diavolo in Part 5 it took Josuke having to get his own bullshit OP power up to defeat the villain.

Si hubiera una pelea uno y uno de cualquiera de ellos ¿quien ganaria segun ustedes?

@freenek_ @MoleculeLOL Been like that since the start of the year or something

@MoleculeLOL Wait, omnivamp is no more reduced in aoe? Hahhahahahah what the fuck

These Vamp boots are NOT OKAY 10% Omnivamp when it's no longer reduced on AoE is fkin nuts, mages can use it, ad casters can buy it, anyone can its wowza

@BritishTaiga @TypeForVictory If you smell of alcohol you're not having a drink your either drunk or have a problem or if you really want to suck the MPs off more, they didn't bave more than 1 but can't seem to manage to hold a pint upright and thats why they smell of it

@TypeForVictory Absolutely the correct take. What I seen from the Left, is the inability to distinguish between having a drink and being drunk (which is unacceptable).

Full take: > MPs are not employees, they're representatives. It's up to them to manage their time, and to their constituents (and whips) to hold them accountable > Parliament doesn't subsidise alcohol - the alcohol actually subsidises the *rest* of the catering (net cost of around £7m annually). About 15,000 people work in the palace, inside a security perimeter. You don't want them all rushing in and out at lunch. Providing canteens, cafes, etc at all hours is necessary, and the profit margin on alcohol offsets some of that. > MPs have several 'jobs'. Constituency case work, speeches/debates in the chamber, committee work, and votes. Plus plenty of reading, writing, etc. Most of that will be done during regular office hours, when their staff are there. > Having 'a drink' at lunchtime is fine. Lots of professional jobs do, you just get the admin done for a bit after before getting back to proper work. Probably unwise every day for your health, but France manages just fine with lunchtime drinking! > Votes can often go on late into the night, and are whipped. ie, an MP's job is to hang about and then be a body walking through a door. Their vote is already decided by the time there's a division, they don't get to the door and suddenly pull out a pack and start working out what to do, unless they're extremely stupid and unprepared. You want them on-site, but there's no need for them to be 'working' per se. Having a few drinks is fine. However: > Parliament has an infamous drinking problem, which leads to assaults and bad behaviour. Much as I hate to say it, they probably need a better centralised HR that can mediate disputes and curb some of that. > People should not be *drunk* while in committees, in the chamber for debates, or working on constituency matters, etc. Doing so should flag an intervention by the Speaker, in the interest of MPs health and well-being as much as their constituents. But what they choose to do after they're done is up to them. More broadly: > Alcohol is deeply rooted in British (and western) culture, and serves a social purpose - it helps create social bonds, facilitates conversation, drops inhibitions. Yes, you can overdo it, but there's a genuine positive from the bonds it creates, often across party lines. Parliament is confrontational, but it needs to be collegiate, too. People need to know each other well, and humanise one another - frankly, that's much easier to do when the barriers are lower. Many professions now have the opposite problem of over-professionalisation, leading to weak social networks and homogenisation of process. Bad in its own ways, as I've covered elsewhere. My overall summary is that MPs are adults, in a deeply unusual place with long hours where socialising and networking are key to performing effectively. Alcohol is an important lubricant for that. That being said, it can go too far, and tighter controls on bad behaviour might be beneficial, as well as better intervention where problematic patterns become apparent. But the puritanism and holier-than-thou attitude is tiresome. No, I don't want my doctor drinking at lunchtime, but yes, I'm totally happy if my stockbroker wants to. It depends on the nature of the job, what they're trying to achieve, and the net outcomes.

@CentreMetre @tempus_convivii @dresserman Vertical of the line didn't matter, only the horizontal gaps

@LemonIsMyName14 @tempus_convivii @dresserman But the lines had thickness, and im pretty sure the thickness had meaning, so that is 2D.

No surprise to anyone that Tesco are first to the 2D barcodes.

@SlimeAdmirer @Raz3rbat3 @MiguelS48488300 @wWario09 Ah I forgot been a while since I read it but doesn't infinity let items that aren't threatening through? Like the explanation with the pencil and the rubber? Tbh eitber way WOU is fate manipulation so Gojo is sorta cursed he'll just have a stroke or get strangle by his clothes.

@LemonIsMyName14 @Raz3rbat3 @MiguelS48488300 @wWario09 raindrops don’t pass through infinity

Ou s’arrête WOU ?

@Shyvadi0 @RiotAugust Too many buttons no? How would you pick? Best I could see is when basing you get a mini kayn thingy to choose. Imo they should make it so at certain stack milestones she gets certain perks smolder/syndra style but just stats. Like at X stat she gets Y% tenacity or something.

Hey @RiotAugust I know that these changes for Shyvana will boost AP again and may make her feel more like she used to, but I'd still like a more interesting passive. Perhaps scalemail stacks will grant her tenacity/armor/mr that she can pick like aphelios level ups?

@SlimeAdmirer @Raz3rbat3 @MiguelS48488300 @wWario09 Tooru can survive like a month or two without oxygen so technically a win (lowkey forgot rock humans gotta breath every now and again) and WOU by itself doesn't need to breathe. Raindrops passing through Gojo's automatic CT or rubegoldberg inverted spear is probably more likely.

@LemonIsMyName14 @Raz3rbat3 @MiguelS48488300 @wWario09 which.. kills tooru.. and wou..

@tacopilled @RiotPhroxzon Sion just having W wouldn't really make him able to go full AP, at best it makes baron strong on him or maaaayyyybeeeee a weird riftmaker purchase on occasion

@RiotPhroxzon phrox give me more off-meta buffs pls give sion W a 120% AP ratio for the hell of it or something or make ornn E scale with bonus AD

Patch 26.9 Full Preview (Champions)! No changes to the items or systems changes, so just wanted to focus on Champions today. Ambessa - After being out for almost a year and a half, we've learnt a lot about Ambessa's power curves, strengths and weaknesses, good and bad matchups, etc. - One area we feel has slightly less counterplay than we think is long term healthy is Ambessa's ult warning - Given its long cast range, it often feels more missable (burden is on the caster) than dodgeable (counterplay for user) - We played around with several timings and think this timing strikes the best balance between dodgeability, requirement to combo CC and still satisfaction for the Ambessa player Shyvana - The goals of these changes are to increase differentiation between the AP and AD builds - Create satisfying incentives for Shyv players who want to be more of a durable Dragon, rather than a squishy burst champion - It's also been a common pain point that Shyv's shield is both easily popped and having the Movespeed tied to that makes her play pattern quite binary and unsatisfying in the moment, so we're making the Movespeed from W more consistent and available - In the AD build, we're looking to have the Q + W pattern be more supported, as she needs to stick onto targets more and be more durable (W cooldown should help here) - In this build, we're looking to balance the satisfaction of Q button presses and repeatedly attacking - We've also added more incentives for her Sheen synergies with Trinity Force in particular by buffing her AD growth - While she's lost a few incentives to build AD overall, we intend to support the AD Bruiser oriented build as best as we can - In the AP build, we're looking to create stronger incentives for E to be maxed and play around E + W - More of a fireball oriented in and out pattern - We'll continue to followup to ensure that Shyvana's tuning supports her builds as they play out Zeri - While Zeri has been statistically balanced in her more bursty form, especially across ranks, her satisfaction and identity have taken a hit - These changes are aimed at trading off some of her damage output to re-emphasize her speed outputs (some of the main reasons players play her) - Along with this are some feelsgood changes (like E refunding on attacks vs everything) - While we're increasing some of the speed on her ultimate, we'll keep an eye on the stack dropoff duration to ensure it strikes the right balance of fantasy fulfilment and balanceability Tahm Kench - We overnerfed Tahm Kench last patch; we intended to buff TK support overall and these buffs are more skewed there, though they will overall affect both roles Briar/Warwick - Briar is a bit too strong, especially in average play, where she is also building very squishy on first item (often Collector, etc.) - These changes are aimed at incentivizing her to build a bit more tanky - Warwick on the other hand has been languishing, especially in Average play where we'd expect him to succeed

@Raz3rbat3 @MiguelS48488300 @wWario09 Kars returns to eart with enough momentum to split the planet into tiny little chunks, unfortunately gojo cannot breath in space.

@MiguelS48488300 @wWario09 I saw someone say that Calamity would just Rube-goldberg the inverted spear of heaven into Gojo's skull somehow.

@Meowa33 @wWario09 Wouldn't really work, you're still trying to attack him and therefore about to become a victim...

@wWario09 To defeat WOU, you need an attack that nullifies all types of barriers or something like that.

@clyde_wy @467Doggo Theyre amplified to the point theyd do extreme damage thats sorts the whole point, walking into a chair doesnt usually make your entire leg explode, or raindrops dont usually pierce through you

@467Doggo How is Madara dying to calamities? They're called calamities only because the characters in jojo cannot take them. Madara would just kill Tooru or Wonder and leave. Yhwach would just decimate him without a care in the world for his calamities.

Funny how wonder of u is one of those characters that "solo the verse" but its all true, unless you can create an attack that doesnt exist, you aint even getting the chance to even see him coming lol

@theythemperor @467Doggo Asteroid hits earth and just wipes out the entire planet unfortunately gojo can't breath in space.

@467Doggo I dont think calamity could fet past infinity so.im 0retty sure gojo could get him

@bandit_shy @467Doggo I think Calamity is on like fate levels, plus if you think about going back in time to stop it is definitely grounds to get calamitied

@467Doggo Does wonder of u exist retroactively? Say if someone went back in time to prevent wonder of u being created, would wonder of u exist back in time to prevent it?

@DarrenKaplan @ConnorEatsPants @TimHannan @JDVance Don't say that about Guy Fieri

@ConnorEatsPants @TimHannan @JDVance JD Vance is to Catholism what Guy Fieri is to food.

I am grateful to Pope Leo for saying this. While the media narrative constantly gins up conflict–and yes, real disagreements have happened and will happen–the reality is often much more complicated. Pope Leo preaches the gospel, as he should, and that will inevitably mean he offers his opinions on the moral issues of the day. The President–and the entire administration–work to apply those moral principles in a messy world. He will be in our prayers, and I hope that we'll be in his.

@raiyan4real @Nymaera Isn't that kinda useless since when are you really in melee range with all 5 enemies that much + builing AD AP AS item after heartstell just doesnt sound good for sny champ

@Nymaera Whatley also just showed the Shiv can give you multiple Heartsteel procs at the same time. Nerfs and interaction changes need to happen before live

Dusk & Dawn Shiv Varus can full stack WQ you twice within seconds with the new item changes lmao There's 0% chance Shiv is releasing in PBE state

@Edwin86421361 @SkinSpotlights Plain old legendary apparently

@SkinSpotlights Wey por favor, ya sabes algo sobre la skin de vayne? Dime qué no se va para el sistema gacha 😭

There was also a new Pizza Sion skin alongside the Diana skin.

@L9HitlerDroben Nah full energize build gonna go crazy

Goyims thinking this matters when no ap scaling and no crit