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@Lemure_87

Freelance author, dreamer, introvert, and wistful bitch.

United States Katılım Şubat 2013
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Stu Cameron@stucam7771·
Do I get this right? The Democrats 'lost the working class' because they'll help you buy a house, have a child or start a business. But the Republicans haven't because they'll wreck Social Security and Medicare, give billionaires tax breaks and smash unions...
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Protect Kamala Harris ✊
Protect Kamala Harris ✊@DisavowTrump20·
This is former GOP Rep. Michael Grimm. He was recently involved in a tragic accident that has left him paralyzed and is seeking $2.5 million on GoFundMe to cover his expenses. Grimm voted against the Affordable Care Act to block health care access for millions of Americans.
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Mike Pence's Other Mother 🟧🟦🟪
I don’t believe that Trump is going to mass deport immigrants, I believe he fully intends to Uyghur them. The money isn’t in mass deportation, but mass incarceration. One day your neighbor will be here, the next day — gone. But not where you think…
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Christopher Webb
Christopher Webb@cwebbonline·
TODAY’S EPISODE OF: WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU
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BLACK FAMILIES AGAINST TRUMP
I just talked to a cashier at the grocery store and she said, Now that Trump won, I can get $25k for a down payment on a house. I said, what are you talking about. She said she voted for Trump because she heard he was going to help her buy a house. I said that was Kamala 🤦🏾‍♀️ #FAFO
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Darkness Personified
Darkness Personified@ErebusSpeaks·
You chose a rapist over your daughter. Sit in your choice.
🇺🇸CofTAS@TimChgo9

@SouthernKeeks My youngest daughter decided to disown me over this, after lecturing me like I am 5 via text messages.

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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonNews·
When Trump implements his policies, wrecks the education system, dismantles the EPA, trashes workers rights - we're not going to say "we told you so," we're not going to be empathetic, we're just going to laugh at the struggling MAGA fools that will get everything they deserve.
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Mueller, She Wrote
Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote·
If you voted for Donald, don’t you dare thank a veteran for their service today. You voted to eliminate VA Hospitals & Clinics, to slash benefits for disabled Veterans, & to eliminate Veteran jobs in the federal workforce. You’re not welcome for our service. #VeteransDay
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Mike Nellis
Mike Nellis@MikeNellis·
Zelenskyy calling Putin a “fucking terrorist” on live TV is the energy I’m bringing into 2025 and 2026.
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tigrex from monster hunter
tigrex from monster hunter@WORM_L0VER·
there's a dude on tiktok giving "real playa advice" and its all about respecting women and how to deal with social anxiety. the kicker is his techniques fucking work lmao
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Alex Cole
Alex Cole@acnewsitics·
So after Trump won, the first thing Russia did was air nude photos of Melania Trump. That tells you exactly what's going to happen during his administration.
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Bishop Talbert Swan
Bishop Talbert Swan@TalbertSwan·
Stop playing in our faces. Y’all didn’t vote for Donald Trump because prices are too high. Y’all voted for him because your morals are too low.
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Absurdist@Lemure_87·
@stqnfcrd Stan, in this case, is short for Standards.
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stephanie@stqnfcrd·
i know that’s right
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Jes the Human
Jes the Human@jesthehuman·
I just blocked everyone who’s not in my D&D group. If you’re reading this, we’re playing tonight at 7pm. We’re supposed to defeat the big bad so it could go long, I’ll grab the pizza, you bring the drinks.
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Absurdist@Lemure_87·
@2Strong2Silence Sometimes education only comes via PAIN. And this is not our 💙 lesson to learn.
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Bill Kristol
Bill Kristol@BillKristol·
May I say a word for the Democratic Party for all its faults? It is the Republican Party that nominated Trump three times, that gave way to Trump, that supports and enables Trump. The Democratic Party in opposition could have done better. But at least they were in opposition.
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I Smoked Pam Bondi
I Smoked Pam Bondi@BlackKnight10k·
Republicans, if you have dirt on Trump, you'd better release it now and bury him while you can because once he takes office, the first thing he'll do is bury you.
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