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@DK_Assist Shows as a loss on my end

Junior Caminero has been ruled out prior to his second plate appearance — Early Exit is in effect. All qualifying bets will be honored and tagged as Early Exit Protected.

@DK_Assist Junior Caminero fouling a ball off his face is not an early exit?

@NBAMemes Oakley and it's not even close

No refs. no rules. Who is the last man standing? 🤔

@Jack_ExCinere @mrmikeMTL I guess you've never heard of sofrito?

@mrmikeMTL Good lord! To people who put vegetables in spaghetti sauce.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti?

@ProRightMemes The only thing guaranteed at the end of the day is the cheeseburger

Men, what will you choose?

@QU_MBB How are you losing to this shit teal??

Asim gets to the basket to give us the lead 😤

@stoolpresidente Bro thinks he's on the team.

I made a promise myself to stay humble the entire game. 1 play at a time. Not too high. Not too low. Long football game. There will be highs and lows. Just stay calm and take it play by play. We are the better team. Better franchise. #LEGACY #7thHeaven #NEPats

@PropositoyVida Maybe design the flatbed to have controls on both sides?

El hecho de que nadie intente siquiera apartarse del camino es una locura

@SparkScouting @ESPNCleveland @TonyGrossi I think everyone is proving you wrong, stay in your lane.

They can’t get a draft pick for him; the NFL’s anti-tampering policy prevents swapping draft picks for anything other than HC/high-ranking front office members. It’s not happening. Either Schwartz gets released from his deal with zero money paid out in order to go elsewhere, or he sits at home and gets paid until the team chooses to release his contractual rights.

"A league source notified me that the Browns retained his rights, that means they're trying to extract a draft pick," - @TonyGrossi on the Browns and Jim Schwartz 👀

@WhisperEpo6823 @stoolpresidente You: An absolute zilch, questioning a man who spent 20 years providing joy to fans. Because another turd, who has done nothing for you, says so?!

Tom Brady saying he’s got no dog in the fight’ for a Patriots Super Bowl appearance is the most gutless, corporate, sellout shit I’ve ever heard. Six rings in New England, statue outside the stadium, GOAT status built on Belichick’s defense and 20 years of Patriot blood, sweat and tears… and now you’re out here playing Switzerland because you’re a broadcaster and minority owner of the Raiders? Give me a fucking break. You don’t get to spend two decades as the face of this franchise, milk every last drop of New England love, then bounce to Tampa for one more ring and act like you’re above rooting for the team that made you. That’s not ‘neutrality,’ that’s amnesia. That’s forgetting where you came from the second the Fox checks clear. Patriots fans stuck with you through Deflategate, through every bullshit media hit job, through 28-3. And the second you’re not cashing Kraft’s checks anymore you got ‘no dog in the fight’? Fuck that. Root for your old team or admit you’re just another mercenary who used us and moved on. Pick one, Tom. But don’t piss on our leg and tell us it’s raining.”

This is for Patriots fans eyes only. I don’t want to leave anything unsaid before the Super Bowl. So I’m just gonna say this and move on. I think it’s bullshit Tom Brady said he has no dog in the fight for the Super Bowl. It’s pretty obvious he doesn’t give a shit about us anymore so maybe we shouldn’t care about him either. Maybe it was just professional and that’s fine.

@Mappy6984 Hope the deer is okay

Caution deer

@stoolpresidente Nothing worse than an obnoxious douchebag with Money

I ordered 7 of these to wear everyday of the week in San Fran. Failure to prepare is preparing for failure. No fanbase in America knows how to manage the Super Bowl week hype like Pats fans. Huge advantage for us. #putpresincanton

@_YHWH_12 @NFL_DovKleiman Belief in a "higher power" is mental illness.

@NFL_DovKleiman Celebrating sin, this nation no longer fears the judgment from Jesus. 1 Peter 5:8 NKJV “Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.”

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: When Pat McAfee took a hit of a weed pen on LIVE TV and offered Mike McCarthy a hit as well. The Steelers hired one of the best coaches ever. 😭😭😭

@stoolpresidente Buddy thinks he's on the team.

Lotta rude comments on this tweet. I’m just trying to help out all the loser franchises in the AFC East who can’t get to the Super Bowl themselves. Trying to spread a little joy. Fine I don’t give a fuck. Let’s get to our 10th Super Bowl this century for just us. We’re all we got. We’re all we need

@RZBuckeye1 @REALDonThomas Exactly, ask the Astros.

@REALDonThomas The only thing it wrecked is Michigan’s legacy. The only thing that will be remembered is that Michigan cheated. And the only thing people hate more than cheater is a cheater that was exposed and got off Scot free.

Knowing that Michigan’s 2023 National Championship will wreck Michigan State and Ohio State fans in perpetuity gives me great joy. #GoBlue

@MbarkCherguia Not only is Hamburger helper loaded with sodium, by all means add 1m more mgs.

🚨27-year-old mom of 3 shows her kids' dinner... 😳🍽️ Thoughts?

@awfulannouncing Why does Cam Newton get airtime? Whoever decides this, should be fired.

Cam Newton: "Notre Dame hasn't been relevant in years." Shae Cornette: "They were just in the national championship game one year ago"

@stoolpresidente Hilarious, you calling someone else dumb.

This is arguably the dumbest take by any human ever from Finebaum. I get Simmons and Cowhard being wrong about Indiana last year but this was like a recent rant. How can anybody be this dumb?

@23XIsquirrel @FAANews @AmericanAir @NTSB Maybe lose some weight, fatty.

The ERJ175 should be illegal. This is insanity at 30,000 ft. @FAANews @AmericanAir @NTSB #Sardines

@Ninja So what you're saying is take the Rams and Texans?