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@Moss573357 @BladeoftheS What is a wi-fi password flag? This is the one thing I’ve read today that’s confused me.

@BladeoftheS Then you won't mind there being zero 'Palestine'/Arab Socialist flag or WiFi password flags anywhere in mainstream society if you find them trivial. About time the Left came to that conclusion.

They are obsessed with the most trivial things. You wonder if they could ever grow up.

@LinkedInLunat1c AI slop

Local man bravely refuses to reply to a teenager asking for career advice, writes 800-word LinkedIn post about it.

@AuburnJPJ @JimRebossio @3YearLetterman @Coolio @WinnDixie “Wait until you get to your work computer, though”

@JimRebossio @3YearLetterman @Coolio @WinnDixie Go to the search bar and type in “gay and nude dudes” and you will find it Joe.

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 It is difficult to even type this because I am shaking with rage. I never thought I would see the day when a president allowed British REDCOATS on the White House lawn. The British haven’t been in DC since 1776 This is treason. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible, and he would be disgusted if we was around to see this Trump must be immediately impeached

@d_haggy @xlululemongod @LinkedInLunat1c The obfuscated sentiment isn’t that crazy, but the bullshit post is very crazy

@xlululemongod @LinkedInLunat1c This is not that crazy. It’s bullshit language but is basically saying pay your workers a living wage or they’ll leave and it will cost you more - I mean, that’s not wrong

@LinkedInLunat1c I see your call and raise you.

@Parody_PM Definitely tatty faded flags up outside this shithole

Top tip for eating out: avoid the Rat Inn near Hexham at all costs, unless you want a malignant landlady spying on your bill and running to the gutter press about you.

@OgeDichiVic @fesshole God, the internet is better for bot replies

@fesshole Man called to avoid drama and accid£ntally trigg£red the deluxe edition 💀 that’s not a mistake, that’s a plot twist

Worked in a call centre for a big pensions company. A very rude client called to change addresses, to ensure his pension and investment information did not go to his wife, who he was divorcing. Somehow a full account summary immediately got posted to his wife.

@LondonHistorian @mickeya100 Same

@mickeya100 They are so cool. But nasty with it. Their favourite time of year coming up - murdering cygnets etc.

Spotted on canal today, what is it ?

@gov_greg @fesshole We and Greg going all in on Our Price stock

@fesshole His death won't stop his equity from appreciating.... he is just not around to see it. He bragged right

A mate 'invested' thousands in Brewdogs Equity for Punks. He would bang on about what his shares would be worth when it floats on the stock market to anyone he spotted drinking it. Sadly I don't get to rub it in his face now because he died two years ago.

@BSmithBenS What the fudge is a “non-flight path”? Like - all of the entire sky?

Joan thinks this plane is off to spray the clangers on the moon. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Sausage.

@InternetH0F Can I see the video that the eagle put on social media?

This dude sees an eagle eyeing the fish he's just caught and does this

@Thomas_Banacek @BSmithBenS “Eat chips”

@BSmithBenS How is it mass control? I mean, did everyone on this day go somewhere en masse?

If that’s what comes into your head when you see clouds it’s probably time to make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

@BenjaminDEKR You mean the hospitality industry? It’s kind of in the name…

What is the point of hotel check-in desk people anymore? Why isn't this 100% automated? Verify your ID, pay, get entry code. Why are humans still doing this?

@SuellaBraverman Are you actually a politician? Like, representing voters? Seriously?

Global warming?!? Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out! I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.

@Y2K_DOTCOM What about the one that’s blank because they moved it to the centre

You can only choose one

@the_engi_nerd @BovodioToad I understood what you meant 👍🏼

@BovodioToad Because I’m calling 9/11 truthers dumb

The dumbest people alive are on this site

@mum3003 @BradfemlyWalsh I had a Hotel Chocolat hot chocolate with the cream on at Euston 3.5 hours ago and I still feel sick.

@BradfemlyWalsh I just ate a whole mini egg Easter egg and now I feel sick. Please stop posting pictures of chocolate!

That's funny, people are saying Easter eggs no longer say Easter on them, yet all evidence was to the contrary in Sainsbury's an hour ago. Why, it's almost like it's just a massive lie made up by twats trying to bait thickos and thickos falling for it...

@TullulaX0X @AllBiteNoBark88 If this keeps you people out of the shops I go on, then I’m all for your bOyCoTt

Cadbury needs to be boycotted ... buy some other brand ... I will be explaining to my nephews and nieces that this is something we have to make a stand on ... sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in. This is a good lesson for them .... they will get a Easter story, Easter colouring-in books ... with Jesus and shit, and a rabbit toy (soft or something similar) with a couple of Darryl Lee chocies.

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

@MrxMoex @brockpierson This was 90 seconds before the PC started behaving real funny

Be honest. You used it... DIDNT YOU

@notcee_fan You now have a usable 50” screen if you ignore the broken part

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?