Leroy Keychums🦈

Women’s march madness is a joke

@Balsamic_Vinnn I’m feeling “jumper”

“Hey, Siri.” “Play Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind.”

@talyaTheeEnby Thought this was about Oxford for at least 10 seconds

please get a library card even if you won’t use it because cities will look at library statistics and use that to decide to keep libraries open and properly funded

@Pingusbeer Texas tech doesn’t deserve the crowns

Visiting from New Jersey

@JFergusonAU We did pussy. Stick to your shitty part of Alabama

learning that Ole Miss invented light blue, apparently

@JLigburner Well aware

This guy is the worst #iykyk

@Pingusbeer Good song

Nothing beats a #frat flare banger

@Bob_RunstheBALL Get on Depop Bob

Just found out about Poshmark, is it #shrink if I buy anything from here?

Veesaar gotta be exterminated from the Unc campus

Does saint marys know how to play basketball

@BillyGNippers Can’t change daycares; gotta start networking with the men who run shit

Was just brutally logo mogged by another dad at daycare pick up. Peter Millar vest with a fat Lochnivar logo right in my dumb fat face. I couldn’t have looked more like a public track peasant in my trendy & tattered “activewear”. Do I need to change daycares?

@ChadKellysPipe Where you houseboy at?

Will be screaming the N word at my houseboy shift at 12:00 PM CST. BYOB LEAVE THE DRAMA AT HOME. BE THERE OR HEAR ABOUT IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

@BoersBurner Good talk coach

Alabama will face Ole Miss in the quarterfinals of the SEC Tournament Feels great to have a tune up game before playing the real teams #RollTide

TRISTAN BISSETTA 464 FT FOR THE LEAD!!

@Ferdajohnpork @broadchecks Porchfest will be seeing me

I’d rather see a small indie band perform live than a famous house DJ.

I have been conformed over the last few days, and I sadly think John Mayer hater will soon leave my bio

Sometimes you have to go back to your roots

@Johngerald322 Lots of Kings of Leon, some Tedeschi Trucks, and some Stapleton

What music have yall been listening to recently

@GamedayGarage That old Vandy logo was clean, too bad it sucks now

What school do YOU think has the best logo in Tennessee??

Roomate just asked if it was okay if his aphi freshman’s friends came to our pool