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@brianluidog If everyone works 7 to 3 nothing will be open after 3

Overheard a great conversation on the train just now: "Yeah my sister has a 9 to 5 job. Good money but I could never do that." "You finish at 3pm right? You told me that before" "Yep" "What time do you start?" "7am" "..."

@cynicalbobby Usually it’s the eyes always looking

We’ve all heard how some people say they can tell somebody is gay and it’s described as their gaydar. Does anybody else have a Copdar or is it just me? I can spot us a mile off 😂

@cynicalbobby My shift got a talk from the drugs squad about a target who lived in our area . They had been looking for a reason to stop him after following him for a couple of weeks. My neighbour laughed as we had done home two weeks prior for drunk driving and they hadn’t PNCd him

Whilst being briefed as a negotiator by the scene commander I once pointed out that I’d likely passed the suspect on my way to the stronghold. Despite this the inexperienced commander insisted that I negotiate with a front door for 3 hours (despite getting zero response). What’s the biggest waste of time that you’ve been asked to do in the job? I bet there are some absolute howlers here 😂😂😂😂

@NewstalkFM Apart from the fact they leave school at 13 as they are men

Young Travellers continue to perform poorly at schools because of “quite harrowing” racism within the education system, a report has concluded. newstalk.com/news/traveller…

@hudson77449685 @ScotsCopper Agree with this always ask for names to justify their actions

@ScotsCopper Whenever the mental health hospital wouldn’t admit someone I would ask for the names of the assessors. When they asked why I informed them that they would be to blame when the person jumped off a bridge. Every single time they changed their assessment & admitted them.

2 officers word and hospital CCTV not good enough? Make it a lawful instruction backed by the top we will do as we are told. But they won't do that. They know risks.

@SeanDubIreland The chef and staff were there from about 7 am making it and you couldn’t be there for 09:55 and it’s their fault.

Have we lost our famous Irish fáilte? I was literally two minutes late for breakfast in the hotel this morning. Tables still full of people eating, I could still see the hot and cold buffets were still out. The Maître D’ apologised and said they finish at 10.00. I wasn’t in the humour of a row, so I said that’s a shame and left. He could have seated me, he could have offered a bowl of cereal to take to the room. He was right, technically, robotically. I was wrong. In the early 90s, we stayed in the Great Southern in Killarney for the week. There was a waiter there. I’d say a college student. Still remember his name, Peter. He’d stand at our table telling jokes, nothing was too much for him. Great service is remembered 30 years later. It’s how we built our tourism industry. Now its computer says no with nothing to separate us from any other European culture. Am I the only one noticing it more and more since Covid?

@rawlimark Be brave mate!!

@SecretCicero @GlasgowCC Not necessarily in that order

@GlasgowCC It’ll still be full of beggars, junkies, jakeys, predators

The Masterplan for Buchanan Bus Station will not only create a modern travel hub, but also a development that helps drive city centre regeneration. Read more 👉 ow.ly/K4lT50YNxg0

@SecretCicero UNISON have been waiting for this for years

Well well well

@STVNews @UNISONPSS It’s a pity the federation did not fight this when it was initially brought in all those years ago.Six months full six months half pay then nothing was always going to cause problems especially at their discretion

Removing sick pay for police with mental health issues ‘extremely concerning’. news.stv.tv/scotland/remov…

Don’t buy Cadbury till they stop using this palm oil! We want proper chocolate back

This is NOT going away @CadburyUK .. bring our real chocolate back now

Chief constable on the left, lied to Government and the whole world he withheld information in order to ban a Jewish football team from coming to the UK because he was in fear of Islamic extremists in his own city: Not Sacked. PC on the right, arrested a suspect who was carrying a knife, he shouted and swore at him while doing so....SACKED. I told you, the Jobs fucked.... #WestMidlands #MaccabiTelAviv

@jakeyjake1734 You do realise he pays tax on all of the 45K as all his tax allowances are used on ether state pension .Apart from that good luck to him as long as he enjoys the job why not

This will rile these whinges up even more My uncle was entitled state pension a couple of weeks ago for the first time so he now gets a full state pension and he’s continued in his job at £45,000 a year Win win

@rawlimark Enjoy Easter mate

@BBCScotlandNews The protection is for the job holder not specifically him

It felt surreal to go shopping without police protection - Humza Yousaf bbc.in/3NK5JvV

@ScotsPolFed @Police_Memorial 💙

Remembering PC Stuart Simpson, of Strathclyde Police. Killed on duty on this day in 1994. He was 26 #LestWeForget @Police_Memorial

@ScotPolMemorial @AyrshirePolice @GreaterGlasgPol 💙

PC Stuart SIMPSON Strathclyde Police 1994 Died when his police car was hit head on by a car on the motorway #NeverForgotten @AyrshirePolice @GreaterGlasgPol

@LivingTricks_ Tina

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

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