I’m not a street nigga,

Before I die I wanna meet and slap that idiot who called it a vagina and not a cockpit.

The chemistry teacher was right about alcohol being a solution.

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my hairline after high school 😭

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

She should address it.

one of the main arguments ye was making in his bi-polar rants against Jews was that they control everything including finance, media and black music artists. Sorry but doesn’t him loosing endorsements, having his assets frozen, being banned from travelling and having concerts cancelled reinforce the perception that they do indeed control everything?

The camel drinks both fresh and salt water. It can even drink water from the Dead Sea and nothing will happen to it. This is because the camel's kidneys filter the water: they separate it from the salt and turn it into fresh water suitable for drinking. The camel also eats thorns and they do not harm its stomach or intestines because its saliva dissolves the thorns like acid. The camel has two eyelids: one is thin and transparent, the other thick and fleshy. When a sandstorm starts in the desert, it closes its transparent eyelid to prevent sand from getting into its eyes. A camel can also change its body temperature: if it is cold its temperature increases, if it is hot in the hot desert its body temperature decreases. The qualities that this beautiful little animal possesses are impressive.

If Kanye west had limited his views to slavery was a choice, he would still be welcomed in the UK.

The government know we pussy that's they keep doing the shit they doing

first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting

Watermelons taste like they don’t believe in themselves

When a masterpiece turn into catastrophe, They get mad at me for livin' out my fantasies All the castles in the sky comе down crashin' every time I spеak my mind All the people 🎶🎶🔥 That goyim cooked 🔥

Marijuana and coffee is my favorite combination and it's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.

Unironically no because the fetus would eat you

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

This shit was funny asf. Season 5 of The Boys is dropping tonight 🔥🔥

Which one of you made this? 🤣