Jason

@ksorbs That's what you get for watching Erikkka Kirk's salute to fascism. #badbunnysuperbowl rocked.

Worst halftime show I’ve ever seen

In which I apologize to @Damonalbarn but not Oasis. Everyone loves @blurofficial and @gorillaz but not @oasis. #kisscam

I should apologize to @coldplay for this, but not @oasis as we know they're the Nickelback of Britpop. #kisscam

@JDVance You killed the Pope.

I just learned of the passing of Pope Francis. My heart goes out to the millions of Christians all over the world who loved him. I was happy to see him yesterday, though he was obviously very ill. But I’ll always remember him for the below homily he gave in the very early days of COVID. It was really quite beautiful. May God rest his soul. vatican.va/content/france…

@AlJean @realjonlovitz BUY MY BOOK BUY MY BOOK YES PLEASE!!!

Just curious … how many would like to see the Critic, with @realjonlovitz return

F'Elon is a modern n*zi

Notice @elonmusk never had the #Cybertruck tested for family safety. This is because he knew anyone who bought an #incelcamino would always be single, male, and childless. #TeslaFacts

How did @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump already get into the Oval Office? #GOPPEDOPHILES #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

@mattgaetz Bruh, you are part of the criminal right wing fascist league destroying America. And you are clearly a pedophile. You and your junta belong in prison.

The Biden/Garland DOJ spent years reviewing allegations that I committed various crimes. I was charged with nothing: FULLY EXONERATED. Not even a campaign finance violation. And the people investigating me hated me. Then, the very “witnesses” DOJ deemed not-credible were assembled by House Ethics to repeat their claims absent any cross-examination or challenge from me or my attorneys. I’ve had no chance to ever confront any accusers. I’ve never been charged. I’ve never been sued. Instead, House Ethics will reportedly post a report online that I have no opportunity to debate or rebut as a former member of the body. In my single days, I often sent funds to women I dated - even some I never dated but who asked. I dated several of these women for years. I NEVER had sexual contact with someone under 18. Any claim that I have would be destroyed in court - which is why no such claim was ever made in court. My 30’s were an era of working very hard - and playing hard too. It’s embarrassing, though not criminal, that I probably partied, womanized, drank and smoked more than I should have earlier in life. I live a different life now. But at least I didn’t vote for CR’s that fuck over the country!

@elonmusk Alright calm down, First Lady.

You are so much more than the media now

@elonmusk Seems like Trump is having you do more as his first lady than you're qualified to do.

@mtgreenee You're a fucking idiot. As are those who vote for you or convicted felon Donald Trump.

“Marjorie Taylor Greene was right. Yes, scientists do control the weather.” thegatewaypundit.com/2024/10/hold-m…

@RepClayHiggins is a racist dickweed who tried to delete his racism. #HarrisWalz2024 #HarrisWalz #FuckTrump #GOPPartyOfTraitors

@liamgallagher Someone's looking back in anger after realizing he sounds like a mouse screaming into cheese grater. Good thing Jarvis Cocker and Damon Albarn--the kings of BritPop--still sound like angels. And you, Liam, sound like the Geriatric King of ShitPop.

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

Four hours ago, everyone was talking about #DaveGrohl having a secret lovechild. Then, out comes the orange shitgibbon on a debate stage confusing ALF with reality and mentioning he has concepts, not plans. #HarrisWalz2024

@JoJoFromJerz If I Did It.

What should Melania’s memoir be called?

@oasis reuniting and @officialmoz going on tour? Which one's gonna implode and disappoint their legion of fan first?

@NME Singin' this'll be the day that I die 'Cause today they mandated DEI #KamalaHarris #Kamala4President2024 #SupportWoke

Don McLean says “woke” young people “don’t know why they’re angry”, and he predicted it in ‘American Pie’ nme.com/news/music/don…

@elonmusk Stop trying to get the nazi dementia patient elected.

Strange days

@ksorbs Your inner nazi on display for all to see. Again.

If Kamala really is black, have her say the N-word, let the people decide for themselves.