Chris K

@ATRightMovies Nailed it.

Which actor/actress was your first crush?

@NOT_MOTD Fuck all

If Manchester City are found guilty of the 115 charges, what do you think will realistically happen to them?

Urgent message.

@Baddiel No Terry Pratchett either.

Meanwhile: no HG Wells.

No Updike, Roth, Bellow.

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The most loyal player in football history is……

@ATRightMovies Kingpin

🇺🇸Koko 2028🇺🇸

@RAF_Luton So many bites incoming.

Photo of the Day: The Millennium Falcon undergoing a £800.85bn refit at HNAS Yeovilton (Gloucestershire) to make her ready for this year's #MayTheFourth celebrations May the Force be with you! #StarWars Photographed from a Canberra

@Parody_PM Shouldn't be such a cunt then.

I'm pleased to report that I'm no longer skint and managed to find £215,000 to invest in crypto and have a £885,000 house that my girlfriend (wink wink) bought for cash.

@SarahMillican75 @LEGO_Group Only one? I have about 20 of the things. Anyway welcome. One of us.

Very happy to report that I am now the sort of person who owns one of these. @LEGO_Group

The Price is Reich

@ATRightMovies Nailed it with the op

Which sequel is better than the original?

@wpymes @RAF_Luton

You should take your penguins to Trafalgar square to stop the Muslim taking over your home, instead of keeping them needlessly 8 000 away where there is no threat at all.

@FootyScran Like it but unless you are a great White shark or you can unhinge your jaw it's not practical.

COR BLIMEY

@Parody_PM Cunt & Co

Name this hilarious new double act.

@theliamnissan Nooooooo please don't leave

Nissan Al Gaib! (Screenshot this shit because it's my very last Twitter post)

@AuthorGFAllen Terry Pratchett

Have you ever finished a book and thought, “Okay, I’m reading everything this person writes”?