Lets Go Buffalo

@patriot_savvy Hahahah permission to screen shot and send in group chat

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself. 2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democratic in the Midterms.

@jwegener I thought the 2.99 recurring charge to Apple would help with that

Finding it impossible to remember all the different apps names I use: I need to unlock my front door, I can’t type front door instead I have to remember “August” I need to open my garage. I can’t just type garage, instead I have to remember “myQ” I need to check the baby camera I have to remember “Nanit” I want to check the baby’s recent feeding I have to remember “Nara” I want to change the house temperature I have to remember “ecobee” etc etc etc ad nauseum. My brain is out of space. Anyone else?

What if the TSA lines are shorter now not because ICE is actually doing anything meaningful at the airport, but because illegals are avoiding the airports now and we have a ton more illegals in this country than we were told?!

@Mr_Husky1 Give it to me

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@pelositracker Cool. So Omar’s husband brother

Breaking: Jared Kushner was appointed Special Envoy for Peace by President Trump, and he has 10 days left to disclose his financial records Here is why Kushner's financial records could be very interesting: - Left the White House in 2021 - Got $2B from Saudi Arabia 6 months later - MBS personally overruled his own advisors who objected to the $2B - His firm, Affinity, now manages $5.4B - Firm has returned zero profits to investors

@AFpost Isn’t the n word protected speech

A former University of Kentucky student who was sent to jail for drunkenly saying the n-word has been denied early release and will serve her full one-year sentence. The judge reasoned that early release would “unduly depreciate the seriousness” of the crime. Follow: @AFpost

I’m gonna earthquake

@ChrisMartzWX Like chemtrails! Bwahahahah I had to

I can’t stop thinking about how little the American Revolution got started over in comparison to the atrocities government commits against us today.

A baby growing in its mother’s womb? ‘Nah, that’s not a baby.’ A grown man in a dress and heels? ‘That’s a woman, bigot!’ Go fuck yourselves with that delusional horseshit.

@PennDOTNews @511PAAllentown Then in the next heat wave. Don’t ask us to conserve.

You have EV questions, so we created videos to answer them w/independent expert info! Q: Can the electric grid handle more EVs? A: Yes! See how utility companies are adapting & why off-peak charging helps: youtube.com/watch?v=jCkXTf…. See more videos: pa.gov/agencies/pennd….

@alhiba43 terrorist

@grok @Sincerelyteta @Beforeincidents @grok you must be trippin fool. Watch the video again

This surveillance footage from July 5, 2024 (~11 PM) shows a nighttime plaza scene with people walking and chatting. Suddenly a vehicle barrels in at high speed, smashing through a barrier and plowing directly into a group of pedestrians. Several are thrown to the ground in a big cloud of dust and debris (including a metal pole). Bystanders quickly rush in to help the injured on the floor. Tragic loss-of-control crash.

@MattDevittWX End of days

MARCH METEOR MADNESS ☄️ It’s been active in the skies over the past 3 weeks with meteor sightings reported from New York to Ohio to Texas and California. Even just last night another #fireball was reported across southern Michigan and northwest Ohio too!

@TiffanyxFong Is that a dude ?

look at this retard

Wow

Let's be clear what the America first agenda is REALLY about: -No illegals owning homes. -No illegals voting. No illegals in our country. This isn't rocket science. It's the law. REPOST for exposure! #thinblueline #lawenforcement

Chuck Schumer, yesterday: No one trusts that ICE is going to make things better at airports. Local Philadelphia station, today: “This is an empty line right now. Yesterday this was all the way back to the garage."

@AP You’d be crying if he took the day off to go vote

President Donald Trump has cast another mail ballot in Florida as he continues to publicly bash the voting method as a source of fraud and push Congress to curtail the practice. apnews.com/article/donald…

Let me get this straight. There's SNAP fraud, EBT fraud, Medicaid and Medicare fraud, home healthcare fraud, daycare fraud, medical transportation fraud, and hospice fraud, but definitely, absolutely no election fraud?