Ex Heat Lifer!

@lukeyism They have been replace with Turkish

The speed at which I lost my All Caribbean timeline is actually insane

@ocramevets @thechosenberg Nothing

@thechosenberg What happens if money is backed by real assets again like gold?

This is my quant

@braves2430 Ground beef and sweet potatoes of course

Alright what would You make?

Where’s Gilbert?

@unkn0wnski Mini series*

series are better than movies

@muheediva01 This happens in school so everyone’s used to it

why does nobody ever talk about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS… then change jobs and NEVER speak again. 😂

@Jameca2011 Everything runs on T-Mobile networks these days just switch

T-Mobile Plan: $70 Unlimited T-Mobile Bill: $351.93 🤯

@JoannaStern Man yall are slow

It’s time for an AirPods app. There are now too many tools and little toggles buried in Settings at this point.

@HanaHoops You didn’t notice her towering over uncle Phil land aunt viv 🤣

Didn’t realize how tall she was 😭

@JonErlichman Huh

On this day in 2012: Facebook’s IPO. Profit that year was $32 million. Today, it’s $32 million every 2 ½ years.

Mechanics should wear body cams

Swatch release in 10 cities and say it’s not limited 🤣

@SomaKazima2 Get a bidet

Somebody said start feeling like a crayon 😭😭😭😭😭

@Theparadispatch @Hania16836 They should pay their staff and when no one shows up shut down. It’s the same money but one is know upfront and one is “made up” percentage.

To everyone saying that employers should pay their waitstaff workers more, keep in mind, what it would do to food prices overall. About 30% of orders are take outs where no one really expects a tip to be given. Now you’re penalizing them as well! Simple solution, add a mandatory gratuity to each table, let them know that in advance. Keep it at 18%. If the service was outstanding add an additional tip. If it was bad, don’t eat there any more and write a bad review. If you don’t like it, don’t eat out! Cook your own food or order take out! Another thing I am hearing a lot is “pay them a descent wage”, what exactly is a descent wage?

@runaway_vol They all sell metal devices that keep time. We are on a flying rock it’s all made up

AP is a made-up brand with zero value, like Hublot, with the same vibe as all the other Swiss brands now run by PE. The remaining serious brands are Patek, Swatch, Rolex, Casio, and Seiko.

@Swatch Just sell them online…

@Milkmeray Yea we don’t have that

i just found out my American friend doesn't know what hotdog sauce is. It literally has an american flag on the bottle of hotdog sauces wdym they don't have it and never heard of it? Germany just made that shit up!???😭😭 HUHHH

@PerreAye @unapologhetto @ash_kaashh Bird box was way later

@unapologhetto @ash_kaashh Orange is the new black, stranger things and bird box

I always thought Orange is the new black made Netflix famous

@kay_z67 They just thought the computers would freak out

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000.

@HeroDividend Expansion of the money supply

What if it never stops? What if this goes on forever?