Heather

@faketypewriter @HamiltonMusical WHY IS IT SO GOOD?!

Well, that escalated quickly. #TheWalkingDead

To the people in recipie videos: Why do you intentionally spill it off the side of the bowl/cup? THAT'S PRECIOUS FOOD, YOU UNGRATEFUL SLOBS.

*customer orders* "Can I get a name for this drink?" "I also want a large mocha frappe." "Ok. Can I get a name for these?" "And a cake pop."

When something intense happens at work and you can't stop because you have a line of 50 and cups wrapping the bar pic.twitter.com/uEnB6t4uW8

@faketypewriter but seriously, is it bed time yet?

Is there a good speed for eating Chinese on a 30min break, so that I'm full at the end but don't feel like dying once I go back to work?

Just dropped $90 for a school project. In other news, I'm having air for dinner.

When I walk into the back room @faketypewriter @mimlyWRIGHT @frightndmanatee @aubreylynnhalle pic.twitter.com/v6PIJ2Bbfq

Here's that trailer you were looking for. #CaptainAmericaCivilWar amp.twimg.com/v/3c1c85a0-660…

As we approach Black Friday/Holiday @faketypewriter @aubreylynnhalle @frightndmanatee @bdlambright @mimlyWRIGHT

@faketypewriter @bdlambright @frightndmanatee @aubreylynnhalle PEACE

@faketypewriter @bdlambright @frightndmanatee @aubreylynnhalle as I'm getting up to run "We gotta go! We gotta go! We gotta go!"

When a customer decides to pump her own mocha drizzle from the skinny mocha container #couldyounot pic.twitter.com/yDIIZ9RAq2