Bethany Hall

I'm personally offended when shows use a laugh track. I don't need a phony studio audience telling me when to laugh. Why do this @netflix ?

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps starbuckssummergame.com

@faketypewriter @frightndmanatee @Joefzygregg I googled it, read about Merkins, then made the TERRIBLE mistake of exploring images

@faketypewriter @frightndmanatee @Joefzygregg whhhhaaaaatttt

@faketypewriter lolololol

@faketypewriter you know my heart

Where does the #VPDebate rank on the white guy argument meter?

@frightndmanatee @faketypewriter same. I have always seen Angelina as the "other woman". This is a happy day for me!

@faketypewriter when people help cover my shift when I'm sick I cry, too. I know the feeling!

Me every time I walk in the back today

@frightndmanatee @faketypewriter @Joefzygregg @Letthejewski that's fair

"Pace yourself, don't watch every episode right now" 12 hours later like:

@bluth_nichael this customer would have been a Joe Riffle nightmare

Real life customer quote: "My butt says no, but my tongue says yes!" You just made this weird...

Oh Orlando, it's been a rough week for you. Even the happiest place on earth faces heartbreak. #OrlandoUnited #PrayersForFlorida

@faketypewriter I was just thinking of this conversation earlier and laughing to myself!

@frightndmanatee @faketypewriter @Letthejewski @Joefzygregg impossible! No cube can be that flawless, they must be photoshopped

@faketypewriter you know, just doing what I've got to do for the good of the store!

Frappuccino happy hour has ended! We made it, partners! I celebrated with a "fatty snack" courtesy of @Letthejewski and @Joefzygregg