Laventine Oduori

When the set up crew looks this cool, just know the event will be next level. #YourTentsGuy

Looking up… because the bar is set that high 😎✨ #EventsLimited

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Dearest Gentle Reader, the calendar turns, and with it, a new chapter begins. Opportunities await, standards shall be raised… Pray tell, are you ready for us? @EventsLimitedUg

Why did Benjen Stark take the black? He was highborn, well-regarded, and seemingly loved by his family—not exactly the type you’d expect at the Wall. What crime, if any, led him there? #gameofthrones

You people, does #HarusDrivingSchool actually process permits or they are conmen? I paid for lessons and permit procession, did my test in January, up to now nothing. And they are all dodging my calls. Has this happened to anyone who has used that school?

Girls….i understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that , our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

What do you think guys?😁 Your cousin is getting married in Italy. The flight and hotel package is mandatory and costs $3,500 per person. You earn $45k a year. You RSVP'd "No." Aunt: "I saw you marked 'No' for the wedding. Is this a mistake?" You: "No mistake. I'd love to be there, but $3,500 isn't in my budget right now." Aunt: "But it's family! Your cousin is devastated. She specifically wanted you there." You: "I understand she's disappointed. I am too. But I cannot go into debt for a party." Aunt: "You're being incredibly selfish. Everyone else is making it work. Your brother put it on a credit card. It's once in a lifetime! You're prioritizing money over family memories?" You: "I'm not prioritizing money. I'm prioritizing my ability to pay rent in November." Aunt: "So you're saying your rent is more important than your cousin's happiness? That's cold. We'll remember this." You: "If my presence was the priority, the location would have been accessible. If the location is the priority, then my absence is the cost. You can't price people out of an event and then shame them for not buying a ticket." The wedding happened. It looked beautiful on Instagram. You stayed home, paid my rent, and slept peacefully knowing you didn't spend the next 18 months paying off 12 hours of pasta and dancing. The family "drama" lasted two weeks until they found something else to be mad about. Toxic families love to use "tradition" and "unity" as weapons to bypass your boundaries. They will call you "cheap" or "selfish" to trigger your insecurity. Don't take the bait. A request that requires you to harm your financial future isn't an invitation it's a ransom note. Real love doesn't require you to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

@NIRA_Ug kindly asking when my ID will be coming out. Or if its already out. Registered from Seguku in November 2025, thank you.

Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for insecticide, and they all died, including the housefly that didn't vote.

Go to your ChatGPT and send this prompt: “Create an image of how I treat you”. Share your image result. 😂

The age of a president in a country like Uganda where nearly all major decisions revolve around one individual matters a great deal. After casting his vote in Rwakitura, @KagutaMuseveni referred to journalists as “rumor mongers” and stated that the only “real” work he knows is agriculture. That mindset helps explain reckless decisions like shutting down the internet without any serious consideration of the consequences. 1. Telecom companies have lost billions in revenue from internet services and mobile money transactions. The impact trickles down to mobile money agents who have gone now five days without work or income. 2. Internet-based businesses such as SafeBoda, Faras, Glovo, and many others have lost millions. 3. Young, unemployed people who earn directly or indirectly through online work, content creation, influencing, or fully online clients have not earned a single shilling for four days. 4. Online students were affected too. 5. Online banking services were disabled. International money transfers were halted. Other essential digital financial services went offline. 6. The tourism sector, obviously, suffered immensely. All this damage; economic, social, and personal, simply because one individual must cling to power at all costs. Oh Uganda!

THE #percyjacksonandtheolympians SERIES: A BETRAYAL IN HD

@SpireJim @KuUganda That wasn’t for her. She never got it.

@KuUganda What are you responding to?

With a clean landslide win of 71%, it is celebration allover the country. Ugandans can be seen jubilating on the streets and in entertainment places. In 2021, it was 58%, but the love for Mr Museveni has multiplied in the last five years due to significant changes in social services and people’s lives.

@NIRA_Ug I haven’t received my ID yet, theres no communication where I can pick it up. I received a message saying its ready and you will notify me when & where to pick up. No mesage yet.

@nwscug I am buying a 20 L jerrycan of water at 1,000. You have been unavailable in my area for the past 2 weeks. Daily, I use 4 jerrycans, & very sparingly at that. Times 14 days this is 56,000. Help me make sense of this? A normal house, a one month bill cannot exceed 25,000.

THE STANLEY CUP RANT #stanleycup #StanleyCup

Innā lillāhi wa innā ilayhi rājiʿūn 😭 She passed away on Monday, 5th January, while addressing her colleagues and expressing her appreciation to her boss at the office. 💔

How is the killing of a woman by an ICE agent be self-defense? She could have been stopped without losing her life. This wasn’t necessity,it was power. A message was sent: comply or die. The agent acted knowing the system would protect him. A life lost. Impunity justified. Shame.