Gordon Gekko

@Krakoan4Life @DailyLoud You are the definition of a Nigg3r

@DailyLoud Y’all praying for a dude that said this……

WWE Star Hulk Hogan is no longer able to feel his legs after having nerves cut during back surgery 😔🙏

@kaposi_david @ColinCowherd Mahomes is trash asf Kelce Carries

@ColinCowherd Burrow has 2 WR1 to throw to Mahomes has 2 WR to throw to (Juju,Hardman,Toney all injured)

Mahomes is hurt and missing key targets due to injuries. Burrow is missing several OL and under more consistent pressure. Nothing is ever ideal in the NFL. The great ones just overcome.

@GRDecter The #Eagles reached the Super Bowl by beating: Jared Goff Kirk Cousins Carson Wentz Trevor Lawrence Kyler Murray Cooper Rush Kenny Pickett Davis Mills Matt Ryan Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love Ryan Tannehill Daniel Jones Justin Fields Davis Webb Daniel Jones Josh Johnson

CNBC says the 60/40 portfolio 'may be coming back' Wait, people have still been using the 60/40 portfolio??

@BarryOnHere The #Eagles reached the Super Bowl by beating: Jared Goff Kirk Cousins Carson Wentz Trevor Lawrence Kyler Murray Cooper Rush Kenny Pickett Davis Mills Matt Ryan Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love Ryan Tannehill Daniel Jones Justin Fields Davis Webb Daniel Jones Josh Johnson

The 49ers having to go to their backup QB in the NFCCG is unfair and immediately invalidates the Eagles' win. Oh wait, didn't the Eagles win the fuckin Super Bowl just a few years ago with a backup QB nobody wanted? Yeah, stop bitching and get better. #FlyEaglesFly

@BarryOnHere The #Eagles reached the Super Bowl by beating: Jared Goff Kirk Cousins Carson Wentz Trevor Lawrence Kyler Murray Cooper Rush Kenny Pickett Davis Mills Matt Ryan Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love Ryan Tannehill Daniel Jones Justin Fields Davis Webb Daniel Jones Josh Johnson

I deserve another Eagles Super Bowl win for all the suffering I've endured as a LeBron fan at the hands of Rob Pelinka & Jeanie Buss. FLY EAGLES FLY BITCHES!!!!!!!

@BarryOnHere The #Eagles reached the Super Bowl by beating: Jared Goff Kirk Cousins Carson Wentz Trevor Lawrence Kyler Murray Cooper Rush Kenny Pickett Davis Mills Matt Ryan Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love Ryan Tannehill Daniel Jones Justin Fields Davis Webb Daniel Jones Josh Johnson

Eagles vs Chiefs Super Bowl please. EITHER My favorite team wins OR Mahomes closes the ring gap on Brady Win-Win for me.

@BarryOnHere The #Eagles reached the Super Bowl by beating: Jared Goff Kirk Cousins Carson Wentz Trevor Lawrence Kyler Murray Cooper Rush Kenny Pickett Davis Mills Matt Ryan Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love Ryan Tannehill Daniel Jones Justin Fields Davis Webb Daniel Jones Josh Johnson

When your team is getting blown out but then you remember how handsome you are.

@BarryOnHere The #Eagles reached the Super Bowl by beating: Jared Goff Kirk Cousins Carson Wentz Trevor Lawrence Kyler Murray Cooper Rush Kenny Pickett Davis Mills Matt Ryan Aaron Rodgers/Jordan Love Ryan Tannehill Daniel Jones Justin Fields Davis Webb Daniel Jones Josh Johnson

That is an absolutely DISGUSTING act by Trent Williams

@HighyieldHarry What do you do for work Harry? Do u actually work in PE or are u a wanna be GS analyst?

OpenAI's ChatGPT has passed the CFA Level 3 Exam.

@Cokedupoptions @MMATNEWS “Let’s short squeeze the institutions” like bro you are trying to turn your $50 into $150 calm down

@MMATNEWS The combined wealth of everyone in these photos is $17

Today Marks the Anniversary of Stocks Squeezing During the Pandemic🚨 Now 2 Years Later Retail Investors & CEOs are Gathering for a Rally at SEC Headquarters Demanding a Change and Fair Markets against Naked Shorts & Market Corruption RT if you support #OccupySEC2023

@MrCISCOADLER @GRDecter She’s always bashing something. She definitely wasn’t a 100MM money manager. More like a stay at home wife who folds clothes and does the cleaning.

@GRDecter Is this all u do? Bash tech companies? Serious question. Content wise it seems to be working to grow an audience…

There have already been 59,448 tech layoffs in the first 25 days of the year There were 159,684 layoffs in all of 2022

@PaulAllenVP_ @StockMarketDrip Sometimes I feel retarded, and then I see things like this that make me feel smarter than everyone

@StockMarketDrip What about the part where you have to pay off the loan and credit card debt

@HighyieldHarry It told me to finance a case of waters

Asking ChatGPT for high yield bond trade ideas and they’re all terrible. Looks like we’re safe for now.

@Fer27gd @idioticflea @wildtiktokss Congrats! You are actually retarded

@idioticflea @wildtiktokss Calculators are sometimes wrong. For example 5+5×5+5 is 55 but a calculator says its 35

@JohnWRichKid Ferguson, Missouri

I am planning a 4-5 day vacation in November/December this year. Leaving from the US. Anyone have any dope places to go? I lean toward doing active/outdoor stuff. Also cool renting a car if I have too.

@ScottyHike @GRDecter “2 mil could’ve saved 5 jobs" Who tf is getting paid 400k to do a simple job u retard

@GRDecter One costs $2M… the other costs $2B. Nice try though, CFA.

Microsoft: let’s hire Sting for a private concert for 50 executives at the World Economic Forum.  Also Microsoft: let’s layoff 5% of our workforce.

@GRDecter You did not manage 100MM. The only thing you manage is the dishes and making dinner

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@HighyieldHarry Do you actually work in Private Equity or do you just “day trade” and make Finance memes/jokes

M&A volume is cut in half and there’s analysts out here shocked that their bonuses are down 15%-20% - dog what do you expect - this isn’t 2021 anymore.