Mark Levene 🖖😀

This is the tweet. 😭😭😭😭😭

"Dear Mother, I am writing these few lines severely wounded. We have done well, our battalion advanced about 3/4's of a mile. I am laid in a shell hole, with 2 wounds in my hip and through my back. I cannot move or crawl at all. I have been here for 24 hours and never seen a living soul. I hope you will receive these few lines as I don't expect anyone will come to take me away. But you know I have done my duty our here now for 1 year and 8 months and you will always have the consolation that I died quite happy doing my duty. You must give my best to all the cousins who have been so kind to me for the time I have been out here, and the best of love to Mother and Harry and all at Swinefleet." - A note from Private John Duesbury that was found on his body after the Battle of the Somme (WW1). What a waste.

I’ll be watching @NASAArtemis tomorrow. I’ll imagine you leading the way to what will become the Space I imagine, the one where I get to stand on the bridge as the Security Officer of the USS Enterprise. Godspeed! #NASA #Artemis 🌝🚀#StarTrek @StarTrek

Now after that KitKat heist has worked we found the perfect transport for the Toblerone heist

Our Prime Minister graduated with a bachelor's degree in economics from Harvard University in 1987, and earned a master's degree in 1993 and a doctorate in 1995 from the University of Oxford. Your President raped little girls

#Reform's Tice claims that "Miliband is a con man" Er, no. You know who IS ACTUALLY a conman? Tice's young 'protege', George Cottrell, son of a Billionaire, who served 9 months for fraud, and is now ... in charge of Reform Party Finances.

The Far Side | March 31, 1981 #80s

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Last night’s U21 #YoungLions Player of the Match connected by @EE: Archie Gray 🏅

Italy's last goal in the World Cup

🚨 The guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan Administration. The guy on the right is a Fox News "military analyst” who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles. They're the same guy.

Trump says the US is 'leaving soon' and has 'nothing to do' with the Strait. He started a war, lost it, closed the Strait, and now he's pretending it was never his problem. This is what failure looks like

@H0H0v 5

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I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?

Remembering a great line from the brilliant Linda Smith “the problem in the Middle East is somehow or other OUR oil has ended up under THEIR sand. “

The scenes at Arsenal’s training ground as injured players return from international duty…

@Spurs_Connect @AlasdairGold April fool

🚨🚨🚨💣 BOMBA: Johan Lange has left #Tottenham with immediate effect! @AlasdairGold 🥇

@psb67 @wtfcetialpha5 Nimoy

@psb67 @wtfcetialpha5 Do you think it’s Nicky. He was a heavy smoker

"Jim, 20 of these a day and you'll be right as rain. I'll write you a prescription if you get me a bourbon."