Samuel Levey

No-one does it like him. Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is named the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🏆

🚨 BREAKING: British oil and gas giant BP has more than doubled profits due to the Iran war - from $1.38bn to $3.2bn

A road safety campaigner, a much-loved local restaurant and a volunteer police cadet were among those celebrated as the Haringey Heroes Awards winners were announced at Jacksons Lane Arts Centre this week. Find out more: haringey.gov.uk/news/20260311/…

🚨🗣️ Patrice Evra claims that none of his ex team mates have a leg to stand on after their own failures as managers: "I hope Paul Scholes' Instagram story is fake, I hope he was hacked, To be honest, I'm not surprised at that from Scholesy. He was the quietest player I've ever played with in my entire career. Now, in the media, he drops bombshells. There's been negative analysis from Scholesy, but also from Roy Keane and Gary Neville. It annoys me because we want to be in the top four, and those comments are unnecessary, but this is what you do when you work in TV. You can't be positive, you have to be negative. Most of these guys get a managerial job and get fired straightaway. I said to Neville: 'It's easy to talk on TV. When you were at Valencia, they asked you for paella, and you gave them fish and chips.'" [@Stake]

Beautiful. Welldone Manchester.

Billboard outside Old Trafford: "Immigrants have done more for this city than billionaire tax dodgers ever will" [@samuelluckhurst]

Evra on SAF’s speech before the 2008 UCL final.

Man United has been colonised by greedy c***s since 2005

UK Tax paid by Jim Ratcliffe in 2025: £0 UK tax paid by immigrants in 2025: £17,000,000,000

Kick It Out statement: Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s comments are disgraceful and deeply divisive at a time when football does so much to bring communities together. In addition to the inaccurate figures mentioned, it’s worth reminding him that Manchester United has a diverse fan base and plays in a city whose cultural history has been enriched by immigrants. This type of language and leadership has no place in English football, and we believe most fans will feel the same.

This is a compelling argument but I have it on good authority (Nazi account based in India) that if you leave the house in London you will get chopped up with a machete

Midfielders to score 100+ times for Manchester United: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Bobby Charlton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Ryan Giggs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Paul Scholes 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes End of list 💯

Manchester United forced him out behind the scene he did an interview and let the world know “If Man United want me to leave they won’t get any trouble from me”. He trained an alone, went on loan, trained alone again and took a pay cut to help facilitate a move. All this from December to July no saga no drama! The negativity has come from the media and fans not Rashford!

@alxcroft Last guy pulling the ‘I do have a girlfriend she just goes to a different school’ one

"Anything far-right" is a great freudian slip

JD Vance in the oval office

Tory Stoke

@oscarsaville @CapriCornetto Is the link email legit?

@CapriCornetto Still waiting as well

Lead bookers for Glastonbury- I got my Link email confirmation but do we get one from Glastonbury themselves? Git through at 9:30 but still haven't received anything