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Maybe the real revolution in Kenya won’t be political,it will be citizens refusing to normalize the same cycles. We're honestly not ready for the practicality of what it takes.

@RichooRichooo @thebaddiesshopp @xysist You're too beautiful to be engaging us. Hi 👋😌

@thebaddiesshopp @xysist God bless Kenyans too 🫶

Most interesting thing about Kenyan Nationalists is that they all NEVER touch Ethiopia. I respect that 😂

@nielmalendez @CSakwah Hio akili ilikuambia ntajam. You're a genius 😎

@LevisAsika @CSakwah You are just irrelevant, peleka huko ujinga

Ati wazazi wachange 26,000,000 to finance teachers' trip to Dubai? Walimu waache ushenzi. Ukitaka kwenda Dubai, save for the trip, take a loan, ama ata uza kama watu wengine.

@nielmalendez @CSakwah Just make systems work. Unaaibisha watu wa kwenu

@CSakwah Fine that as you arque, but are you really thinking 54k is enough to run such a big school? Are you even sure that the 22k capitation money from the government are on time? We blame the principal but you and I know alot of parents are ok paying that high.

@polo_kimanii Hii yako inakaa tu roho mbaya msee. We do it for fun wewe vuruta sigara

Some guys out you cannot engage them in a conversation that outside the context of football. He is either talking about Arsenal or hes sleeping. Nothing else. They are the equivalent of those women who talk about celebrities relationships 24/7. Mental illness in my books

@MacEamonnB @KeKirwa Well articulated sir!!

@KeKirwa Good Question. It's true. That community was the first in Kenya to embrace "feminism". So it will be the first casualty of effects of feninism felt by their women. It shall cause so much chaos in the society. The young girls will drown in that agenda before realizing it's late

Why is it that the majority of these high end pussy peddlers getting killed in bnbs are Kikuyu women?

Heavy rains have overwhelmed drainage systems, leaving many residents stranded and increasing the risk of waterborne diseases. Local authorities and community members are working to provide relief, though recovery efforts remain challenging. #Floods #KenyaWeather #redcross

Arsenal FC would love to replicate yesterday’s performance… but Atlético Madrid won’t allow that nonsense 😭 Simeone already preparing suffering football 💀 #UCL #Arsenal #Atleticomadrid

@onjolo_kenya 😂😂 hacker meets the developer

“Siwezi kuja kwako. I prefer we meet somewhere for lunch and talk first” 😂😂😂

@Dr_AustinOmondi Saw it on that app, every one was sympathising with her. I knew kama hizo akili pia ziko kwa ballot hatutoboi

Kamene Goro says on her recent podcast that she saw coffins being wheeled into HDU carrying out corpses. I’d be interested to know which hospital is this that has doctors dictating how long patients have to live and allows coffins into the wards. That whole story is hogwash.

@254_mogogo Huku nyuma wanasema wewe badala ya kuvaa ile kitu unafunganisha hio ingine 😂😂

December ifike haraka nitahiriwe bana,madem wanakataa kunipea BJ 💔😭

@B__K__98 @Nyambuscov_ Mmmh

@Nyambuscov_ I can't be another man's side chick... My husband won't have to look for one... 😁😌 I'll keep him well... ✨💯

Sidechicks sustain marriages, mwanaume akitoka kuona sidechick he comes home a happy man,the whole family can feel the easeness in his mood,he's kinder to his wife,amepewa ma style zote he doesn't mind the boring sex he gets,ako na energy ya kutafuta pesa sidepiece asilale njaa

@a_archile Wacha ni campaign

Hii x ukiwacha maringo utapata followers kuliko Ngoima

@gikuyuthelast Hapo ushakuwa m-jane

Adi sahii simu ya jane still iko off 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨mtu hutrack aje location ya mtu using phone number??.

Back then at St. Augustine in Busia, kuna that teacher alikuwa anaitwa ofaya, that guy alinipiga kiboko nikakuwa paralysed. Akaambia watchman anipeleke sick bay, na huko kwa gate mzazi asiingie bila permission yake. My mother happened to visit na was denied access.

@Seth_JN @KhaleeseeM All that time holding a grudge, ei fear them.

@KhaleeseeM Please, move on. Roselyne's life will not change for better or worse just because you're becoming an advocate. Do things for yourself. And take responsibility. You did not have a book when indeed you should've had it.

If you were in St Anne's Girls Mumias in 2015 or before and you're in contact with Md Roselyne Anyango(Achoki) kindly share them w me.I need to update her that I'm a lawyer now,soon to be adv after she told me that I'd amount to nothing just bc I didn't have a handwriting book.

@polo_kimanii You struggle much to fit into our circle. Ndugu yangu is it that lonely at the top?

The problem that has always come with being a high achiever especially in academics is everyone has high expectations from you,wheather you like it or not. And there are others waiting for you to fail so that they can feel satisfied because their parents compared them to you so now they want to prove their parents wrong. The ones who have less on their plates is us,the bare minimum achievers. Mimi kwanza nilipata D+ namna hii ata mama yangu alisema nimejaribu,it could have been worse. Sababu kwanzia form 2 hesabu sikuwai pata above 21% aki. As a bare minimum achiever I can fail and nobody will judge me,not even myself. This is the modest place you want to be in life.

@kericho_Baddie Ile pressure ungekuwa nayo umgetafuta tu therapist hio salary iishie huko. Most of these private schools are a true nightmare to teachers. Swali bado ni moja 💔🤦‍♂️🙌

This Headteacher in a private school wanted to access the depth of my wandaweya escarpments so that I get a 10k teaching job per month 😭🤓, I respect myself enough! Dumbass bosses everywhere!! Taka taka 🙂

@ItsOpuk "Yaani ata political party iko counterfeit, salaale?" Naishaa 🤣🤣💔

"jameni, kwani hii ni ODM gani niliuziwa"

@Newtonagu93 We wait 😁

@LevisAsika I somehow agree with this at the moment. But, let’s see.

I believe arsenal are actually winning everything that is available for them