Bazenga 🇰🇪🇰🇪

@MrBlackOG What if Gadaffi's plan for Africa actually succeeded

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

@patosvi @ayielar Ponyi Mzee😂🫴. Weh nashuku uli experience uongozi ya Jomo Kenyatta😂😂 Uliona coup live live 😂😂

@ayielar Feds NI ponyi ? Ai hiyo NI sheng ya mababi

Mnaita masanse 'Feds'? Feds? In Kenya??? When did we start having a Federal anything in this country? The rest of Africa is right about Kenyans.

@BRINGA_007 Is the Western World the SI Unit of how everything should be done. Like if they don't do then we shouldn't, if they do something then we should. Decolonize your mind

Can you imagine Keir Starmer handing over a bus to Liverpool. This country is a joke.

Read slowly. "We don't need the Strait." "Go open it yourselves." "Fine, we'll open it." "Actually, we're blockading it." "OK not blockading everyone." Five positions. Six weeks. Two of them today. And our armed forces just sat there, sipping tea, watching America negotiate with America over a strait Iran already blockades. Empires used to fall in centuries. This one can't hold a policy for an afternoon.

Sai kuna CS inaendelea hapo theater lakini wanatumia tochi ya simu. Affordable bloggers wako hapa kusifu huyo jamaa wa energy, sina neno mimi. Complications ikitokea ni madaktari hawajui kufanya kazi yao. Mnadhani ni jokes, incompetency ya hawa leaders itakufikia.

“Open the Strait of Hormuz or I’m closing the Strait of Hormuz”

I am genuinely struggling to understand this logic. If the rest of the world is willing to pay a small toll to Iran to keep oil flowing and stabilise markets, then why does the U.S. feel the need to block all shipping, especially when it is not dependent on that oil?

- Shabana receive 27M bus - Shabana get 20m to hire match venue - Gusii stadium get 1Billion shillings facelift for 15k seater #ToreBobe are basking in super glory today..

Kenya has 24 hours electricity but Tinubu asked Nigerians living in darkness and generator noise to thank God that they are better than Kenyans 🤣🤣

@_KithureKindiki Gender Bass Violence. Ni fire si fire😂😂

Afadhali kukosa chochote kile kuliko kukosa hekima, kweli si kweli?

@Jahome037 @Weeleey6 Kweli💯😂

@Lewhiskey254 @Weeleey6 🤣🤣hata accent.

By the way hii sio joke!😂😂💀 tuta wa sample out na tutawaliwa ajab! Na wa uganda pia

@Zawafy @NotYourNyukwaKE Kweli💯😂

@Lewhiskey254 @NotYourNyukwaKE Ata Anaconda akiulizwa atasema he is not a thiefer.

Governor Kang'ata is a brilliant lawyer and student of history. He had mastered the ways of Uhuru kenyatta of eating with your mouth shut and keeping your head down. His loyalty are to himself. Those who know him from before understand well what I am saying.

@Zawafy @NotYourNyukwaKE Bro, Kila mtu ni mwizi, levels ndio zina differ. You can't tell me hajai iba since utotoni. You can't be that righteous as a human. Kwanza wenye hukataa ndio hatari😂😂

@NotYourNyukwaKE @Lewhiskey254 Ni vile hujapata mahali ya ghukula.

@SangaraDuba @NotYourNyukwaKE 😂😂😂😂

@Lewhiskey254 @NotYourNyukwaKE sichekangi na wezi. enda ukacheke na huko na wezi wenzako

@SangaraDuba @NotYourNyukwaKE 🤣🤣🤣🫴

@Lewhiskey254 @NotYourNyukwaKE kimwizi kinakuja hapa kuturingia kinadhani kila mtu ni mwizi kama wazazi wa bazenga. hata wizi mtu hufunzwa na mama yake. mimi mama yangu sio mwizi, na mimi sio mwizi kama wewe

@NotYourNyukwaKE 😂😂😂

@Lewhiskey254 You and who? Please speak for yourself. Society has normalized all these things but it is unwise to think that just because you do it. That everyone else does. Fagia kwako.

A new campaign begins #NeverVoteRuto

@NotYourNyukwaKE ... keeping mistaken overpayments, getting paid for work not done, false reimbursements, taking office supplies, price tag switching, ukiwa Campo conning your parents etc. and we frame it as; everyone does it, no one gets hurt when in real sense it's actually stealing

@NotYourNyukwaKE By thieving I didn't mean like pickpocketing or kupigana ngeta or breaking into people's houses and belongings. I never do that.There are many ways we "steal" but convince ourselves it ain't stealing. Inflating invoices, Hidden charges, misusing charitable funds, plagiarism...