Lewis

It has begun

Worth the wait. #themasters

The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.

@colinO1992 @KieranMG21 😂😂😂 that board genuinely looks better

@KieranMG21 @LewisP1616 pool hall down Shawlands

@EmeargOrr @BarackObama @MichelleObama Don’t get me started

@BarackObama @MichelleObama @LewisP1616 she hasn’t got her necklace on

Happy anniversary, sweetheart! @MichelleObama, you're brilliant, kind, funny, and beautiful—and I'm lucky to call you mine.

@colinO1992 @FitbaPatter 😂😂😂😂 classic

@FitbaPatter @LewisP1616

PSG fans with their famous “MA HEED IS SARE” chant 🇫🇷🔥

@EmeargOrr Shirley the sos goes in with the Bolognese ?

@LewisP1616 Wee bitta sauce to loosen it up. Cunts out here having stuck together spaghetti noodles and bolognese on top

Know what heavy rips ma knitting, when people make Spag Bol and don’t put any sauce in with the spaghetti. Must be drier than a nuns cunt man

@EmeargOrr 😂😂😂😂

@LewisP1616 Hahaha forgot about that. I was crying in bed for 2 days straight

Journey back from London 2018. Some cow from birmingham 2 seconds after leaving the bus station. 9 hours of smelling her stupid sick

@EmeargOrr Then straight to work after it, some buzz

@LewisP1616 Us with your whiskey after it

Obviously some fans are genuinely mental but Celtic are, and have always been, at it. This is Walter 23 years ago. It was nothing new then either.

@colinO1992 @anonymous_darts 😂😂😂😂 he’s done me as well

@anonymous_darts @LewisP1616

Me reacting to Peter Wright changing his darts multiple times and ruining my acca

@EmeargOrr You or the wain ?

Some laugh when you’ve just bathed the wean get him ready for bed then boom! Big dirty jobby. Class