Lewis Forster

@bet365help Robbing cunts

😂😂

When Sky Sports fell for a fake tweet about Aberdeen signing a player called 'Yer Da Sells Avon' 😂 (Credit: @FootyAccums)

#WorldPastaDay #UTB

Our strike force is horrific wouldn’t look out of place in league 2

WATCH: Adam Reach scores a wonder-goal on the stroke of half-time to put Sheffield Wednesday in front against Leeds! 😱 That was unstoppable! 🚀 Watch it live on Sky Sports Football and Main Event or follow it here: skysports.tv/NTKbDx

Back to winning ways 💪 #UTB

Salah is mental

Mission accomplished.

Guaranteed ya don’t see no Goths roaming the streets today. Them leather draped lizards will be locked away in their dungeons with a crate a Monster

Conor McGregor at his court appearance:

There is only a few of us who can do that

Patrick Bamford is a goal machine, spread the word. #UTB

@livcook1 Not at this moment in time I’m afraid

@livcook1 But you haven’t got any?

Raheem Sterling chasing down a Kevin De Bruyne through ball. twitter.com/kurosakirans/s…

Them clappers in the Huddersfield game are horrific

PEAK Mick McCarthy 😂😂 Credit: @PhilHayYEP

Darren Ferguson just unloaded on football league referees (Andy Haines took charge of Doncaster’s game). Said they’re not fit enough, the standard is disgusting & when asked what FA should do he responded “shoot them”. #DRFC