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@mrwtffacts Doesn't she have a job? 🤷‍♀️

In 2018, an Arizona woman was arrested after texting a man 159,000 times over 10 months following just one date. That’s about 530 texts a day.

@GoalVersee 😭😭 it's always that small club somewhere in London ffs, yet their fans are so retarded to compare themselves to Barcelona....if u like come tackle agenda 😭🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

🚨CRAZY STAT| Lionel Messi has scored more goals than Chelsea football club and Atletico Madrid since his career debut 😳🐐

@FabrizioRomano Well actually, the finished one is in Saudi 😭

🚨🇵🇱 Hansi Flick: “You said Lewandowski was maybe finished... no?”. “Well… he scored two goals again, in the Champions League”. “He is still one of the best players and one of the best strikers”.

@abdule_10 😭😭😭😂🤣😂

The Mourinho and Pep he knocked out

@ellabosslady_ Tell me u are the woman with the issue of blood without saying it

I normally spend 500k on pad monthly.

@0moyeh GBAM! 🙌

Well long story short, I no kuku dey borrow all dis thing money before sef 😂🤣

@_afbeauty_ Shey na me dey knack ya mama before ni? No pay na make u see devil/Klaus in flesh & blood 🤨😠

Wait! as a guy,you lend a girl money you expect her to pay you back?

A Nigerian couple in the UK called the police on their 14-year-old daughter after she became extremely rebellious and disrespectful. When authorities intervened she started begging her parents but her father refused. She was taken for mental evaluation. Days later, she confessed her friends influenced her to provoke her parents so she could report them, live alone, and receive government support something she didn’t fully understand.

@TehgaFCB @chemesiana 😂

@LexNotLuthur @chemesiana 😂😆

current xavi espart or prime cafu?

@ObiaaBewu Ladies & gentlemen I present to u the face of a retard 😭😭

No Male Barcelona influencers have visited Camp Nou. They just ass l!ckers and yakubus.. This is Twillight at Bernabeu🤣🤣

Barça 7️⃣ - 2️⃣ Newcastle 🤯

@Unserious_Exrha Do u even know what a century is or just being a retard?

I swear on my Life Messi is the only Barcelona player who had a better career than Rooney this century.

@AgbawoGracious U be small pikin oo🥹

I was in SS3 in 2019 And you?? 😌

Culers, I’ve come to a realization, I think Hansi Flick has been quietly selling us a different story all along… This high line FC Barcelona plays comes with one unavoidable truth: against any top team, conceding isn’t a “maybe”, it’s almost guaranteed. The real question is simple: can they outscore us? Strong teams might exploit that space early, especially in the first half. But keeping that level of intensity and constant runs for 90 minutes? That’s where it gets difficult. As they fade, Barça gains the upper hand, pressing harder, winning the ball back quicker, and taking control of the game. At the end of it all, it’s a shootout, can you outscore Barça or not? So let’s be honest… this is the reality Flick isn’t openly saying. Because even if we sign world-class defenders, with this high line, do you really think Barça will stop conceding? And at the end of the day, if Barcelona are physically dominant and in top form, there’s an 80% chance we’re winning that match.

@FootballCr7__ @insanespotter How do Ronaldo fans thinks ffs!🤦‍♀️ Flick has only lost 2 matches against Atm in about 7 matches drawing only one but he couldn't beat Simone. You lots are disgrace tbfh

@insanespotter Hansi Flick who couldn't beat Diego Simeone 😂😂😂😂😂

Women don't know the magnitude of the stupid things they do untill it happens to their own

@OluchyyRaregem Thank God it happened to ur lil bro, now imagine what every other guys are going through in the hand of ur gender in the name of "relationship"

imagine one small girl is the reason my brother is lying for 150k… i'm actually pissed rn 😭

@worldranking_ What's the drill? Any amount on the table?