Lexus®

I want to make a life that makes you proud when you look down on me ❤️

@BuschBeer Only my most dapper photo for you 😉 #BuschDogBrew

@Skoog @haut18 🤣

if you’re under 30 and your email address isn’t a gmail account you’re a serial killer

@tjmaxx, I miss you 💔

Does anyone else feel like all of your mental health progress was completely deeestroyed in the last month?

i went outside one more time before bed. the human kept calling me. but the stars look so nice right now. if i sit and enjoy them long enough. the human will have no choice. but to come out. and enjoy them with me

The only thing that stays the same is everything changes.

The stroke of that line is making me uncomfortable 😅 @Snapchat

“I’m gonna have some coffee and pie first. I have to wait for your mom to get home.” 😩😂 #GOALS

“When’s the @BacheloretteABC on? I need to see if Luke P. goes home” Okay dad 😂😂

WHAT A WAY TO FINISH! CONGRATS, GARY WOODLAND! #USOpen

i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party

More than 5 people I know are currently in Hawaii.. did I miss a memo?

I put the tiny plants from my seed starter outside tonight, and I feel like I’ve sent a kid off to college. Do well. Please survive. I’ll visit soon.

To the 10 yr old girl in front of me, who ordered a Trenta Iced Americano: pace yourself girlfriend

@PaigeBurling Text if you need anything 💕

WEDDING PLANNING IS NOT GOING WELL FOLKS PLEASE PRAY FOR ME NOT TO LOSE MY SHIT

I contemplate $50+ purchases for myself.. for weeks. But the second my dog needs something:

@AmberThu @ANDREW1ALBERTT Goals.

@ANDREW1ALBERTT @LexusHaut

You can hope for it, but some people just don’t change.

I had a dream that my dog met @realDonaldTrump.

Let’s not even mention insurance.

When the pharmacist tells me to talk to the doctor who tells me to talk to the pharmacist: